-- twinArmageddons [TA] began trolling entranceWay [EW] --

[aquarium_tipper]

What the hell ihth thith? You're kihdihng. [Hold onto your silly human hats, children. Sollux and his capatchalogued headset will get him some answers from your network in two seconds flat. Because obviously only a primitive, backwards world wouldn't have a network.]

hello what ii2 thii2

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[forevercapslock]

SOLLUX, YOU HUGE WASTE OF SPACE, WHAT TOOK YOU SO FUCKING LONG?

[This is Karkat for "omg Sollux I am so happy you're hereeeeee"]

[aquarium_tipper]

oh hey kk yeah ii don't know what ii2 wrong wiith me 2iince ii 2eem two have mii22ed the fuckiing memo that we were all goiing two take a detour two the hiive of all hiive2.

that wa2 a joke by the way 2ee ii can do ii2 two.

why are you not fliipiing your 2hiit?

[forevercapslock]

I'M NOT FLIPPING MY SHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE TENTH TROLL TO SHOW UP AND IT GOT OLD ABOUT FIVE PEOPLE AGO.

SO JUST ACCEPT THAT ON THIS SUBJECT, MY SHIT WILL ALWAYS BE BURNED ON ONE SIDE FROM BEING UNFLIPPED.

[aquarium_tipper]

eheheheh people have diied for a lot le22 kk. waiit ii2 that what ii2 goiing on here?

diid ii diie and now ii'm 2tuck wiith you for the re2t of eterniity that fiigure2.

[cull_means_care]

SOLLUX!
GLUB GLUB GLUB GLUB GLUB!
YOUR-E H-ER-E!

[Someone may just be happy to see him]

[aquarium_tipper]

uh glub glub ff yeah ii am here.

wherever here ii2 ii don't really know.

[It's his equivalent to excitement.]

[cull_means_care]

O)(. Sorry, I s)(ould )(ave said.
Were in a )(ive called Wonderland.
Sometimes strange t)(ings )(appen.
O)(, and t)(e closets give us anyt)(ing we want!

[given at about a billion words per second]

[aquarium_tipper]

ii'm not really 2eeiing any clo2et2 iin thii2 wonderland hiive but ii'll take your word for it.

have you been here for a whiile two? kk 2aiid the2e 2henaniigan2 aren't anythiing new whiich ii2 2uch a fuckiing liie riight?

[ironlass]

[ Oh boy, a troll she doesn't remember talking to. ]

hi!!!
my name is jade :D!
welcome to wonderland

[aquarium_tipper]

waiit are you 2eriiou2 you're jade? and you want two welcome me two thii2 grubfuck of a confu2iion me22? yeah thank2.

[ironlass]

i was being serious!
unlike you :/

[aquarium_tipper]

yeah liike ii'm not alway2 2erii2ou2 every tiime ii'm about two fiight a land whale and then fuckiing end up iin thii2 place wiith the 2un and weiird piink human2 beiing iillegally perky about iit.
fuck uh.
2orry.

took me long enough

[seahorsecaesar]

oh
oh gog
wwhy you wwhy of all people do you havve to showw up noww
fuckin go awway no one likes you

Re: took me long enough

[aquarium_tipper]

um what
iif ii had wanted two hear the opiiniion of 2ome 2tupiid wiizard ii would have you know a2ked you diirectly thank2.
and iif you diidn't under2tand that
ii mean two go drop off iinto that ocean you liike 2o much ii'm done talkiing wiith you now.

[seahorsecaesar]

im not a wwizard thats just stupid seriously wwhy the hell wwould i wwant to be somethin that uses somethin that doesnt evven exist evven if it did thats still stupid

wwhich im not

[aquarium_tipper]

waiit are you briick 2hiitiing me you have no iidea what ii'm talkiing about?
liike ii diidn't thiink that kk would outriight liie two me but maybe you beiing a 2tupiid hiip2ter make2 you thiink you have 2ome kiind of amaziing humor two.
an2wers now 2cum 2ucker.