-- twinArmageddons [TA] began trolling entranceWay [EW] --

[aquarium_tipper]

What the hell ihth thith? You're kihdihng. [Hold onto your silly human hats, children. Sollux and his capatchalogued headset will get him some answers from your network in two seconds flat. Because obviously only a primitive, backwards world wouldn't have a network.]

hello what ii2 thii2

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[ironlass]

[ Oh boy, a troll she doesn't remember talking to. ]

hi!!!
my name is jade :D!
welcome to wonderland

[aquarium_tipper]

waiit are you 2eriiou2 you're jade? and you want two welcome me two thii2 grubfuck of a confu2iion me22? yeah thank2.

[ironlass]

i was being serious!
unlike you :/

[aquarium_tipper]

yeah liike ii'm not alway2 2erii2ou2 every tiime ii'm about two fiight a land whale and then fuckiing end up iin thii2 place wiith the 2un and weiird piink human2 beiing iillegally perky about iit.
fuck uh.
2orry.

[ironlass]

land whale???
troll whales walk on land?

there are humans all over the mansion!
so you will have to get used to us "weird pink humans"
might as well start now!
apology accepted :D

[aquarium_tipper]

eheheh yeah that'2 actually a kiind of funny way two put iit iif you're thiinkiing about the riight guy.
no waiit what am ii 2ayiing?
forget iit.

[ironlass]

ooooh
youre talking about a person!
...that still doesnt make sense

[aquarium_tipper]

what el2e would ii mean iif ii 2aiid land whale??
doe2 land whale mean 2omethiing el2e iin your human language??

[ironlass]

whales are animals that normally live underwater
so when you said land whale, i thought you meant a whale that walks on land!
or something silly like that