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[aquarium_tipper]

What the hell ihth thith? You're kihdihng. [Hold onto your silly human hats, children. Sollux and his capatchalogued headset will get him some answers from your network in two seconds flat. Because obviously only a primitive, backwards world wouldn't have a network.]

hello what ii2 thii2

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[forevercapslock]

SOLLUX, YOU HUGE WASTE OF SPACE, WHAT TOOK YOU SO FUCKING LONG?

[This is Karkat for "omg Sollux I am so happy you're hereeeeee"]

[aquarium_tipper]

oh hey kk yeah ii don't know what ii2 wrong wiith me 2iince ii 2eem two have mii22ed the fuckiing memo that we were all goiing two take a detour two the hiive of all hiive2.

that wa2 a joke by the way 2ee ii can do ii2 two.

why are you not fliipiing your 2hiit?

[forevercapslock]

I'M NOT FLIPPING MY SHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE TENTH TROLL TO SHOW UP AND IT GOT OLD ABOUT FIVE PEOPLE AGO.

SO JUST ACCEPT THAT ON THIS SUBJECT, MY SHIT WILL ALWAYS BE BURNED ON ONE SIDE FROM BEING UNFLIPPED.

[aquarium_tipper]

eheheheh people have diied for a lot le22 kk. waiit ii2 that what ii2 goiing on here?

diid ii diie and now ii'm 2tuck wiith you for the re2t of eterniity that fiigure2.

[forevercapslock]

LIKE THAT WOULD BE SO FUCKING TERRIBLE.

WHAT'S THE LAST THING YOU REMEMBER BEFORE YOU GOT HERE?

[aquarium_tipper]

do you mean be2iide2 beiing aliive?

yeah ii wa2 about two take that glubbiing iidiiot priince'2 magiic faiiry wand and 2hove iit down hii2 meal chute.

[forevercapslock]

YOU'RE ALIVE NOW. THIS IS NOT SOME KIND OF FUCKING AFTERLIFE. THIS IS A DIFFERENT UNIVERSE OR SOME BULLSHIT.

OKAY. THIS IS GOOD. THIS IS BETTER THAN I EXPECTED.

YOU DIDNT SEE THAT. AT ALL.

[aquarium_tipper]

you've been expectiing thii2? diid you not thiink iit wa2 a good iidea to iinform anyone el2e of uniiver2e hoppiiing?

2eem2 kiinda iimportant two me but what do ii know.

|D

[forevercapslock]

IF I HAD KNOWN ABOUT IT, I WOULD HAVE TOLD YOU, NOOKSTAIN. WHO COMES HERE AND WHEN IS TOTALLY UNPREDICTABLE. BUT SINCE ALMOST EVERYONE ELSE WAS HERE, I WAS EXPECTING YOU TO SHOW UP EVENTUALLY.

WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO BE FUCKING LAST, CAPTOR?

[aquarium_tipper]

yeah vanta2 ii am ju2t alway2 lookiing for an opportuniity to make you iinconveniienced.

am ii really the fuckiing la2t one here? what diid we all come iin order of the game or 2omethiing?

[forevercapslock]

NO, VRISKA AND ARADIA STILL AREN'T HERE, SO I GUESS YOU'RE OFF THE HOOK THIS TIME.

[aquarium_tipper]

waiit are you beiing 2eriiou2 kk?

ii really don't thiink that aa wiill be comiing here any tiime 2oon.

[forevercapslock]

I'M FUCKING DEAD SERIOUS AND IT'S TOTALLY AND COMPLETELY POSSIBLE. WE'RE ALL FROM DIFFERENT POINTS IN THE TIMELINE AS IT IS.

[aquarium_tipper]

yeah okay you're defiinately the wrong person two be talkiing about tiimliine2.

but ii'll go along wiith iit anyway cuz ii don't have anythiing better to thiink about iit. 2o you and ii are from diifferent tiime2?

[forevercapslock]

YEAH, BUT NOT BY MUCH. MOST OF US ARE FROM AROUND THE SAME TIME, BUT WITH SLIGHT DIFFERENCES IN WHAT WE HAVE AND HAVEN'T SEEN.

EXCEPT TAVROS, HE'S STILL USING A FOUR WHEEL DEVICE.

[aquarium_tipper]

ii ju2t pa22ed by 2ome 2taiir2 though w/e.

vanta2 thii2 ii2 a very iimportant que2tiion tiimeliine wii2e where are you iin relatiion two me?