Eurovision 2012

[apiphile]

I am the queen of cocktails. It is an official fact

Comments

[stratospherique]

You think the strategic combat sleeping pants are proof that I'm wrong in the head but not the part where Volstagg ate their legged fish-son.

[apiphile]

ANYONE COULD MAKE THAT MISTAKE

tony stark what the fuck even are you

[wolfy_writing]

I've never been much of a cocktail person. Occasionally I get things in bars when I'm somewhere tropical (in which case my approach to ordering tends to be "I like rum and things that are blue", but most of what I drink is wine, whiskey, or limoncello, which don't need any mixing, or absinthe, where I just splash some water in.

[apiphile]

Ah, but the point of this was to get hammered, and the easiest way to do this is via the Derek Cocktail Method, which is "throw lots of spirits into a jug with enough mixers that it doesn't actually taste of booze". Apparently I achieve this better than everyone else at the party, making "deceptively sweet" drinks that were HIDEOUSLY POTENT and thus I was RATHER PISHED on the way home.

[wolfy_writing]

I think I would like the Derek Coctail method. (Although it would be better if you could make them blue, as I love drinking blue.)

[apiphile]

This can be achieved with either blue curacao or food dye. Partyinnaglass is turquoise ...

[finmagik]

I saw bits of it because my tumblr was full of Europeans. (hates being an American)

[apiphile]

Oh it's really the cocktails and the shouting that make it, I wouldn't worry about missing the contest itself.