Eurovision 2012

[apiphile]

I am the queen of cocktails. It is an official fact

Comments

[wolfy_writing]

I've never been much of a cocktail person. Occasionally I get things in bars when I'm somewhere tropical (in which case my approach to ordering tends to be "I like rum and things that are blue", but most of what I drink is wine, whiskey, or limoncello, which don't need any mixing, or absinthe, where I just splash some water in.

[apiphile]

Ah, but the point of this was to get hammered, and the easiest way to do this is via the Derek Cocktail Method, which is "throw lots of spirits into a jug with enough mixers that it doesn't actually taste of booze". Apparently I achieve this better than everyone else at the party, making "deceptively sweet" drinks that were HIDEOUSLY POTENT and thus I was RATHER PISHED on the way home.

[wolfy_writing]

I think I would like the Derek Coctail method. (Although it would be better if you could make them blue, as I love drinking blue.)

[apiphile]

This can be achieved with either blue curacao or food dye. Partyinnaglass is turquoise ...

[wolfy_writing]

Turquoise! Want!

[apiphile]

Creme de Menthe, Blue Curacao, Goldschlager, topped up with clear lemonade/Sprite to taste.

It is like drinking a Sweet Shop. And TURQUOISE AND GLITTERY

and very, very bad for your ability to remain upright and not do a disco vom.

[wolfy_writing]

I like turquoise and glittery, and I have literally never vomited from drinking, so I'd be willing to chance having one or two of those.

[apiphile]

STRONGLY RECOMMENDED. I am quite a vomity person in general, so I may be overselling that angle.

[wolfy_writing]

I am not vomity, and also have a high tolerance for alcohol.

[pospreterito]

...do want. even if i have never previously put most of that in my mouth...

why is this my only blue icon.