Eurovision 2012
I am the queen of cocktails. It is an official fact.
Anyway I think we started out rooting for Greece to have their economy collapse and take down the Euro, but we ended up pretty happy for Kate Bushsdottir or whoever was Sweden's entry winning, and playing "guess which of the former Yugoslav states will get each other's 12 points this year".
Songwise there was too much emo and not enough disco, although Albania was commendably mental and Greece were kind enough to basically show us someone's labia, thank you France for the topless acrobats, thank you Norway - POOR NEGLECTED NORWAY HOW DID THEY GET EVEN LESS POINTS THAN US - for your very attractive dancy man cosplaying Lisbeth Salander on E.
Also obviously Jedward.
"There is no point in identical twins unless you can sleep with both of them at once!" (with apologies to rollfizzlebeef who must hear this occasionally and want to die.)
GOOD TIMES HAD BY ALL. Also epilepsy ice cubes and a distinct lack of um, diplomacy, regarding the ... embarrassment of riches ... Azerbaijan has in terms of "shit to show the rest of the world" guys if I never see Maiden Tower again...
“Excuse you, these are strategic combat sleeping pants,”
... I love you, Liza Pants. I really do. There is something wrong in your head.
Anyway I think we started out rooting for Greece to have their economy collapse and take down the Euro, but we ended up pretty happy for Kate Bushsdottir or whoever was Sweden's entry winning, and playing "guess which of the former Yugoslav states will get each other's 12 points this year".
Songwise there was too much emo and not enough disco, although Albania was commendably mental and Greece were kind enough to basically show us someone's labia, thank you France for the topless acrobats, thank you Norway - POOR NEGLECTED NORWAY HOW DID THEY GET EVEN LESS POINTS THAN US - for your very attractive dancy man cosplaying Lisbeth Salander on E.
Also obviously Jedward.
"There is no point in identical twins unless you can sleep with both of them at once!" (with apologies to rollfizzlebeef who must hear this occasionally and want to die.)
GOOD TIMES HAD BY ALL. Also epilepsy ice cubes and a distinct lack of um, diplomacy, regarding the ... embarrassment of riches ... Azerbaijan has in terms of "shit to show the rest of the world" guys if I never see Maiden Tower again...
“Excuse you, these are strategic combat sleeping pants,”
... I love you, Liza Pants. I really do. There is something wrong in your head.