yeah fuck everything basically!
Loki having a boo hoo
Matimeo Calvisia mostly for the sake of showing off his shitty tattoo
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1: Let’s start with a tricky one; what is the real reason you are confused right now?
A loooooot of conflicting information.
2: Do you ever get “good morning” texts from anyone?
No, all my friends are either a) people who are too damn busy or b) people who have to pay for their own phone credit.
3: If your significant other smoked pot, would you care?
Yes, because he's shit at it and he'd whitey and the only pot in the house is MINE.
4: Do you find it easy to trust others?
No. I find it virtually fucking impossible.
5: What were you doing at 11PM last night?
EDITING >:(
6: You’re drunk and lost walking down the road; who is with you?
Probably Miranda the way things are at the moment.
7: What would you do if you found out you had been cheated on?
Cry a lot.
8: Are you close with your dad?
No, I am the very literal opposite.
9: I bet you kissed someone last night, right?
Yes because I live with my boyfriend.
10: What are you listening to?
The squeaking of this infernal fucking chair but thanks for reminding me that I've earned some podcast time.
11: You can only drink ONE liquid for the rest of your life - what is it?
OH MY GOD NO YOU -- okay tea. Tea.
13: What time do you go to bed?
When I run out of desire to not be in bed.
14: Is there someone who continuously lets you down?
Me?
15: Can you text as quickly with one hand as you do both?
I use a stylus to text so yes.
16: Do you always answer your texts?
No.
17: Do you hate the person you fell the hardest for?
Eh, no, I pity him mostly because he is a colossal mess.
18: When was the last time you talked to one of your best friends?
IDK about an hour ago
19: Is there someone that makes you happy every time you see them?
No because my brain chemicals ain't work and sometimes nothing can make me happy.
20: What was your last thought before you went to bed last night?
LOKI
21: Is anyone else in the room with you?
Nope.
22: Do you believe what goes around comes around?
Not exactly.
23: Were you happier four months ago than you are now?
Dunno.
24: Is there someone you wish you could fix things with?
I guess but that rarely works.
25: In the past week, have you cried?
HAhaha yeah bizarrely I got really teary about this dude's wife dying.
26: What colour is the shirt you are wearing?
it is called "I have no clothes on"
27: Do people ever call you by your last name?
Yes
28: Is anyone ignoring you right now?
Probably.
29: Do you have a best friend?
Yup.
30: Would it be hard seeing someone else kiss the last person you kissed?
I would probably smack them in the mouth.
31: Who was your last call from?
No idea, didn't recognise the phone number.
32: Are you mad at anyone?
Somewhat yes.
33: Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
That'll be my boyfriend.
34: How old will the last person you kissed be on his/her next birthday?
Weirdly, 34.
35: How many more days until your birthday?
Too few.
36: Do you have any summer plans yet?
AUSTRALIA
37: Do you have any good friends of the opposite sex?
Yup, one or two.
38: Are you keeping anything from your best friend(s) now?
It's better that way at the moment.
39: Do you have a secret that you’ve never told anyone?
No.
40: Have you ever regretted kissing someone?
Frequently.
41: Do you think age matters in relationships?
I think you should probably both be legal.
42: Are you available?
Depends who is asking.
43: How many people have you had real, strong feelings for since high school ended?
THAT WAS MORE THAN TEN FUCKING YEARS AGO WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT.
44: If you had to get a piercing (not ears), what would you get?
... "had to" I have several.
45: Do you believe exes can be friends?
Yup.
46: Do you regret anything?
I try not to.
47: Honestly, what’s on your mind right now?
Fucking photoshop won't load.
48: Did you ever lose a best friend?
I didn't lose her our friendship imploded in a horrid mess.
49: Was your last kiss a mistake?
Nope.
50: Why aren’t you pursuing the person you like?
Because I got her, asshole.
51: Has the last person you kissed ever seen you cry?
The poor bastard has seen most things
52: Do you still talk with the person you LAST kissed?
... yes I told you I LIVE WITH HIM.
53: What was the last thing you ate?
... whoa hahahah whoops. That will have been breakfast and it's gone 7pm now.
54: Did you get any compliments today?
No, didn't look for any either.
55: Where are you going on your next vacation?
AUSTRALIA
56: Do you own anything from other countries?
Loadsa shit! Coolest thing is probably the cannibal fork from Fiji though.
57: Are most of your friend guys or girls?
They're WOMEN.
58: Where have you lived most of your life?
In a constant state of disappointment and self-loathing
59: When was the last time you took a long drive?
December 2009 when Cass drove me to Portland and back. I uh. I don't really cars.
60: Have you ever played Spin the Bottle?
Yes when I was 13
61: Have you ever TPd someone’s house?
Nope. That stuff costs money.
62: Who do you text the most?
Probably my boyfriend followed by Miranda or Holly.
63: What was the last movie you saw?
FUCKING AVENGERS. WOOOOOOOOOOO
64: What’s preventing your current boyfriend/girlfriend from going back to their ex?
In order of stupidity: HE WAS A DICKHEAD; SHE ONLY WENT OUT WITH HIM FOR LIKE TWO WEEKS AND SHE'S SEEING SOMEONE ELSE ANYWAY; and finally BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T FUCKING WANT TO which also interestingly covers the first two.
65: How many boyfriends/girlfriends did you have in 2010?
Hahahahahahhaha. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. *RAGE* Nope I'm fine. One boyfriend, two girlfriends. One lovely-wife girlfriend and one waste of oxygen.
66: Is the last person you kissed younger than you?
No, we have been through this, did you think I ran off and kissed someone else while the survey was on?
67: Do you curse around your parents?
Yes although the point is moot as I haven't been around one of them since 2009 and the other since 2006.
68: Are you happy with where you live?
Yeah. I like it a lot.
69: Do you collect anything?
Scars.
70: What’s your favourite colour?
Olivine.
71: Does the last song you listened to remind you of anyone?
I actually don't remember what the song was so that suggests not.
72: Has anyone ever cheated on you?
Oh god yes. Yes.
73: What are your plans for tomorrow?
Edit. :(
74: Do you have siblings over the age of twenty-one?
Well as of the 31st my bb sister will be 21!
75: Does your last ex have a job?
She has a full-time job being a total cunt. I don't keep tabs on her personal life.
76: What would you do if you found out your most recent ex was in a relationship?
Nothing but internally wonder if someone should warn the poor girl.
77: Where is your cellphone?
On my bed.
78: What colour is your cellphone?
Black.
79: What did you dream of last night?
Wretched things, although there was one bit where I was like "and also I am a Time Lord".
80: Are you atheist?
Yes, yes I am.
81: Will you change your name when you get married?
What is this "when" bullshit.
82: Are you ready for autumn weather?
NO I HAVE BARELY GOTTEN INTO SUMMER FUCK YOU.
83: Have you had any big storms recently?
No but I believe we're due one any day now.
84: What kind of bottoms are you wearing?
Dude I'm naked it's too hot for clothes.