What Would Happen If I Wrote An Honest CV/Resumé

[apiphile]

Name: Everyone calls me Derek. I go by the name Derek Des Anges. Normally I wouldn't tell you this, and in fact the only reason I haven't had my name changed legally is I don't want potential employers searching for me online and finding all that gay, incestuous, occasionally hebephilic, kinky, weird porn I write.

Education: I scraped a weird set

Comments

[apiphile]

Making a pirate costume will resolve any other issues in your life at the moment. FACT.

[apiphile]

Like paedophilia, but with adolescents instead of the prepubescent.

[budgie_uk]

And once again, a combination of not being logged in, and your post title, is wonderful:

[apiphile]

NOTHING I do is appropriate for minors.

[apiphile]

In what role? Can it be Boxing Commentary?

random

[winter_sidhe]

I've added you to the fold.

Re: random

[apiphile]

Hi!