I was listening to something recently that described England as "America's tag-along kid brother", and I thought, no, it's really the other way around.

England's like America's alcoholic older brother who used to be a successful businessman until he got exposed having killed a hooker* and his company got liquidated and now he shows up at family ( Read more... )

Name: Everyone calls me Derek. I go by the name Derek Des Anges. Normally I wouldn't tell you this, and in fact the only reason I haven't had my name changed legally is I don't want potential employers searching for me online and finding all that gay, incestuous, occasionally hebephilic, kinky, weird porn I write.

Education: I scraped a weird set ( Read more... )