Thought For The Day

[apiphile]

I was listening to something recently that described England as "America's tag-along kid brother", and I thought, no, it's really the other way around.

England's like America's alcoholic older brother who used to be a successful businessman until he got exposed having killed a hooker* and his company got liquidated and now he shows up at family

Comments

[darthhellokitty]

This is a fantastically accurate analogy.

[glowering]

Both, shurely?

[jokergirl]

Oh, the USA is so the spoiled teenage brat.
Complete with the "Ewww"-ing at all things sex but slutting it out when nobody's looking.

;)

[apiphile]

Oh, very good point.

[cribbins]

CAN'T. STOP. LAUGHING. OW.

[apiphile]

MUAHAHAHA.

[stephmog]

You are so awesome. This needs publishing somewhere or something.

[apiphile]

You know where to find metaquotes. :P

[glowering]

Ta dah. Spot the spare joke that no one else will get. Well, it's more of a reference than a joke really.

[apiphile]

Can't find them? They're in the oven!