A young girl wanders the labyrinthine maze that is HQ, looking halls up and down. She pauses to admire the decorations and nods to herself approvingly.
"Big city folks sure do things different, with all them shiny pictures and stuff. I bet they dress real different too. Gosh, I hope suspenders are still fashionable." Ukraine self-consciously adjusts
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I like your pitchfork. I am communist and have a paddle, we should be friends
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Um, um, it's not a pitchfork like a country girl would use to shovel hay or manure or anything. It's a heraldic trident. I use it for real sophistical things.
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Bourgeois sophisticated?
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Yup. You kin touch it if ya like. Jus' come a little closer.
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*trots over and pats the pitchfork*
Does it have a name? Are you a real farmer? Do you have animals?
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...Cannibalism?
*looks up at the picture of Stalin and quickly chalks a similar portrait of Mao in the socialist-realist style on the opposite wall*
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...fella? You do not know who he is?
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Enough of that! Come, sit, eat this scone right now! You're peaky.
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HAVETHEMALL!!!! *eagerly producing boxes and boxes full of freshly baked and immediately unwanted scones!! HUZZAH.*
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Gosh, I haven't seen this much in a long time. *tears eyes away from food* Are you sure you kin jus' giv'it all away like that? *resumes staring intently at scones*
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