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[pitchforkglory]

A young girl wanders the labyrinthine maze that is HQ, looking halls up and down. She pauses to admire the decorations and nods to herself approvingly.

"Big city folks sure do things different, with all them shiny pictures and stuff. I bet they dress real different too. Gosh, I hope suspenders are still fashionable." Ukraine self-consciously adjusts

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[but_splendidly]

... *THROWS A BLANKET OVER THAT LINK.*

Enough of that! Come, sit, eat this scone right now! You're peaky.

[pitchforkglory]

*wonders who this nice person with interesting eyebrows could be and eats the scone in two bites, without tasting it* Thank y'kindly. I guess city folk aren't as dangerous as I thought. *shyly* Would ya happen to have any more?

[but_splendidly]

*stares at her as if she's the Queen of England having entered and parked herself down and enjoyed his cooking -- enjoyed his cooking -- enjoyed his cooking -- *

HAVETHEMALL!!!! *eagerly producing boxes and boxes full of freshly baked and immediately unwanted scones!! HUZZAH.*

[pitchforkglory]

*thinking: Wow, these city folk sure are excitable. Guess Ivan was right about how having enough to eat does funny things to a person.*

Gosh, I haven't seen this much in a long time. *tears eyes away from food* Are you sure you kin jus' giv'it all away like that? *resumes staring intently at scones*

[but_splendidly]

*gasps shallowly; she's so polite! so achingly generous!*

Well -- I do share! Often! Quite often! I ALWAYS do that, it's just that they don't seem to appreciate my kind gesture as much as you do! *urges a box toward her* Keep eating. SEE THIS, ALFRED. THEY SO ARE EDIBLE. Just because they don't feature any hamburger ingredients...

[pitchforkglory]

*gasp* They don't appreciate all this good food? Doesn't look that moldy t'me. *snatches box away before he can change his mind and takes one out* Yup, looks fine. *shoves several into her mouth and swallows them all at once, as if she were an anaconda; she was just holding back before out of politeness*

[mynameiscanada]

...You're rather excitable today.