A young girl wanders the labyrinthine maze that is HQ, looking halls up and down. She pauses to admire the decorations and nods to herself approvingly.
"Big city folks sure do things different, with all them shiny pictures and stuff. I bet they dress real different too. Gosh, I hope suspenders are still fashionable." Ukraine self-consciously adjusts
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...Cannibalism?
*looks up at the picture of Stalin and quickly chalks a similar portrait of Mao in the socialist-realist style on the opposite wall*
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...fella? You do not know who he is?
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*straightens himself up indignantly* I am not little, Miss. How do you know Ivan?
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So you're China, huh? Ivan's always talkin 'bout you. He's my brother.
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Talking, aru? About me? Ahaha~ What kind of thing- *suddenly registers everything else she said*
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... ...... .........women!?
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husband!?
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I am a man. I AM SURE OF THIS. *cough*
Aiyah... You said you were Ivan's sister? I have met Miss Natalia. You must be the radioactive one?
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Yup. Natalia's the youngest and I'm the oldest. And I do glow a lil' sometimes, but Brother says there's nothin' wrong with me. I guess everyone glows a lil', and I jes' din' know before...being isolated sure keeps you from learnin' too much.
Brother's always talkin' 'bout you too. One time he said you's bourgeois and wily. I guess he's tryin' t' say you're the refined type, an' you're smart I guess?
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*narrowed eyes* Hmm. Ivan does talk a lot. Are you hungry, aru? Why not have some of my candy and tell me more things your brother has said about me, aru.
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Huh, well, Ivan said not t' eat any of yer candy. *stares longingly at his pockets, wondering if he keeps candy there* Will ya tell 'im if I do? An' I don' know if he'd like it if I tol' you some of the other things he said...
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Someone with your constitution should enjoy my candy immensely. *smile* Do not worry, I am not in the habit of telling Ivan anything... that might upset him. This will be our little secret, aru.
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