Famous Cows ( Read more... )

Learning Hokkien is as easy as ABC ( Read more... )

There was once a matchstick who scratched its head. Then it died.

1. Thou shalt not hang out too long at the width of the competition pool. If thou art not swimming thou shalt FUCK OFF and go home ( Read more... )

说了又不听
听了又不懂
不懂又不问
问了又不做
做了又做错
错了又不认
认了又不改
改了又不服
不服又不说

Said also don't listen
Listen also don't understand
Don't understand also don't ask
Ask also don't do
Do also do wrong
Wrong also don't admit
Admit also don't correct
Correct also not happy
Not happy also don't say

After Marriage ( Read more... )

Courtesy of night_child80. The toilet bowl song sung by Andy Lau. =D ( Read more... )

Complaining lightens your load. Getting something off your chest lowers your stress level - even if no one hears you but you. What else explains the cathartic feeling you get from dissing someone else's driving from inside your car ( Read more... )

"Did you know that steel knife is made of potassium, nickel and iron? K+Ni+Fe = Knife."

~ Courtesy of a friend.

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