1. Can you cry under water ( Read more... )

'Memo ( Read more... )

Courtesy of a friend:

Some vegetarians don't eat meat because they think its cruel to the animals. So why then do they compete for food with said animals?

1 x 8 + 1 = 9 ( Read more... )

The practicality of an engineer's mind versus the complexity of an MBA's mind ( Read more... )

1st thief : Oh! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window ( Read more... )

A priest was being honored at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the parish. A leading local politician and member of the congregation was chosen to make the presentation and give a little speech at the dinner. He was delayed so the priest decided to say his own few words while they waited ( Read more... )

Courtesy of IL's dad ( Read more... )

"Aah! Slim!"
"Francis! Francis! Francis, I'm stuck!"
"Where are ya?"
"I'm over here!"
"Where?" "Here!"
"I'm the only stick with EYEBALLS!"

An office manager was given the task of hiring an individual to fill a job opening. After ( Read more... )