You might like this. An Englishman could not construct sentences using numeric, which is exclusive only to Malaysians and Singaporeans. Some of you may not understand it. Try reading it aloud, it may help. (^_ ( Read more... )

My Aunt died this past January. CitiBank billed her for February and March for their monthly service charge on her credit card, and then added late fees and interest on the monthly charge... the balance had been $0.00... now it was somewhere around $60.00 ( Read more... )

A man in a hot air balloon realised he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am ( Read more... )

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started by saying, "Everyone who thinks you’re stupid, stand up."

After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you’re stupid, Little Johnny?"

"No ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"

Found on toilet doors and walls ( Read more... )

A mother passing by her daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, "Mom." With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands ( Read more... )

A man was ordered by his doctor to lose 75 lbs due to very serious health risks. As he wondered how in the heck he would ever do it, he ran across an ad in the newspaper for a GUARANTEED WEIGHT LOSS PROGRAM ( Read more... )

The following is the transcript of an actual radio conversation in October 1995, between a US Navy ship and The British authorities, off the Scottish North coast. The transcript was released by the MoD on 10/10/95 ( Read more... )

How REAL is REAL..... I don't know?? Relax and read ( Read more... )

Have a history teacher explain this ---- if they can ( Read more... )