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Dear Dateline,
Teen suicide isn't really something I suggest covering on a Friday night. Hearing stories about dark, secret internet cults that lure troubled people into killing themselves adds very little to the lives of your saddened target demographic, most of whom cannot afford cable. Show these people some puppies or a babbling brook every now and then, for ( Read more... ) -
insert the callous voice of steven tyler here.
i am back in the saddle again. baaaaaaaack ( Read more... ) -
tonight...
i got paid a shit tone of money to piss people off.
a SHIT ton. -
one red bull later...
the following may seem shocking, but for the record, it is so very late and i did not drink any coffee today. that is, not one sip, no quick fix, no chocolate covered coffee bean, no week old folgers from the kitchen downstairs ( Read more... ) -
my life...
...is devoid of reason.
and, while usually this might seem like a fun mentality that i'd like to try on for a bit (after all, i am usually up for anything), at this point i think i'd rather be a housewife with a fetish for pinesol.
seriously. something needs to inspire me.
soon. -
if tom cruise had a time machine...
Who knew scientology could get us this far? Apparently Tom Cruise has used his religious networking to access a time machine. What will he do next to save all non-converts from the void deep in our lifeless souls? Will he use it to rid the world of religious turmoil? Will he travel back and document the lost city of Atlantis? Does he, at the very ( Read more... ) -
been way too long
i have forgotten my roots.
all i have to say, is FUCK MYSPACE
thank you very much.
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we went on a bike ride...
the top of tremont just schooled me, shaken baby style.
no lie, i really feel like jello.
and, just to throw it out there:
we are not allowed on the river walk at night. yes, this is a lesson i have learned the hard way. be prepared for a scolding and a reminder that we are not allowed on the river walk at night. a simple remedy to the ( Read more... )
