Who knew scientology could get us this far? Apparently Tom Cruise has used his religious networking to access a time machine. What will he do next to save all non-converts from the void deep in our lifeless souls? Will he use it to rid the world of religious turmoil? Will he travel back and document the lost city of Atlantis? Does he, at the very least stop the cancelation of Charles in Charge? Nope. He travels back to 1969 and does what many others were doing at that same time...that is, pretending to be bob dylan and worshiping johnny cash.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=AugHCCQUh8k