FICLETS: Commentfics of Silliness (aka I AM 12)

[anodyna]

Why hello again! These are two silly commentfics I wrote for Ship Wars. The theme was "Hangover."

Title: Gaila Always Knows
Rating: PG for sexytimes

Comments

[rustydog]

She hugs Nyota, taking another deep sniff of her neck.

"Smelling's not part of the deal, Gaila."

I am still laughing! These are good sexytimes. :)

[anodyna]

:) Thanks! I had to write fast because we only had until noon today and the space of one comment to write in. But I'd envisioned this scene before between them--I just love the idea of Orions having specially-adapted senses to help them know who's doing what with whom.

*hugs you, smells you in a non-creepy manner*

(PS Your icon, hah!!)

[illariy]

Gaila-Uhura, yay! I loved the dialogue. Excellent characterisation and the scene was both funny and hot (oooh, the implications! :D).

Diplomatic Incident FTW! :D I think recounting missions gone wrong in a sexytiems way is now a specialty of yours, officially. *approves* Also, I know what Spock and Uhura did during the turbolift malfunction. *waggles eyebrows*

Thanks for posting these ficlets here, they were both very enjoyable. :D

Sarek/Spock Prime commentfic is in a member-locked post. Not that I would ever have interest in such things. Just saying. ;-)

[anodyna]

Oh dear I didn't realize that post was locked! They unlocked the other post, adjacent. Hmm. Will contemplate and circle back.

Also, yay for away mission sexytimes! Poor Pike, he keeps getting dragged into things. :D

[anodyna]

Okay not that you have an interest in such things but I fixed the link so it goes to a public post now. :D

Not that you have an interest in such things.

[illariy]

Oh, glad to know that's fixed. *cough*

Hm, I am feeling a slight curiosity about other possible scenarios featuring Gaila's sex sense... *eyes your muse* This was too funny. :D

[igrockspock]

So much fun! I can see you enjoy sex pollen and its variations...

[anodyna]

Hee, your icon! *pets Kirk, offers him pollen-laced drinks*

I admit rubynye has been very influential in making me see the hotness-slash-comedic potential of Aliens Making Them Do It. There are just so many ways for things to go terribly right wrong. :D

[azephirin]

*dies*

A "technical fault in the turbolift," indeed. And Sarek getting tag-teamed escorted home by Orions-priceless!

[anodyna]

And Sarek getting tag-teamed escorted home by Orions-priceless

Hee, thank you! I've been writing a Spock Prime/Gaila story recently and I think I'm developing a definite Orion+Vulcan kink. Oops! :D

[diane_kepler]

Uhura/Galia: Sweet and hot and there needs to be moar. Galia should make a little nest on the bed and stroke Uhura's hair to relax her while she tells the story and then it must lead to sexytimes. *nodsnods*

Diplomacy: Two best parts: finding Pike on the floor and Sarek/Orion delegation. I would *love* to hear Sarek's muzzy, half-hearted excuses for why they shouldn't in this lovely green-on-green scenario.

O bb. Y, y do you tease me?

Also, the fact that ppl are RPing Sarek/Spock Prime is making my head spin. I frickin' heart this fandom so much.

[anodyna]

I love your idea of the little nest! I agree Uhura and Gaila need to spend more quality sexytimes together. Now you have me thinking thoughts about it--Nyota fresh from being ravished by Spock, getting re-ravished by Gaila in the dorm-room reenactment? With Spock's Vulcan pheromones still all over her? *shivers*

(I've actually already written a "Nyota arrives home after the first time" story [ The Virgin], although the result isn't so much hands-on sexytimes as "Gaila-assisted [verbal] reenactment of imaginary first-time dorm sex with virgin Baby Cadet Spock." But ITA that Nyota and Gaila have some kind of roommates-with-benefits arrangement that needs to be more thoroughly explored.)

I would *love* to hear Sarek's muzzy, half-hearted excusesOMG, me too!! It's slightly addictive writing little stories where I get to make throwaway references to off-screen Sarek/Orion delegation--I get to conjure up whatever my heart desires without actually taking the time to write the whole story! But I would love to, because really. As you

Dammit, Jim!

[mistaria]

::can't stop giggling over both sets:: Oh, Gaila. "Wait--did you just tell me something I don't know?" XD

And S/U + turbolifts. And Spock's dad + Orion delegates. ::sniggers:: I can so see a bunch of Orion's all eyeing each other like, "Now's our chance to check Vulcans off the list of species shagged!"

Edit: Crap, sorry. I keep accidentally hitting reply under peoples posts. XD At least this was in response to you this time.

Edit again: OMFG PLZ 2 B WRITING GAILA/NYOTA SEXYTIMES ONCE NYOTA RETURNS HOME FROM SEXYTIMES WITH SPOCK!!! ::cheerleads!:: And Sarek/Orions! With muzzy excuses. Yes, yes, yes!

Re: Dammit, Jim!

[anodyna]

Hee, thanks! Also, OMG I know I need to write those Gaila/Nyota sexytimes and incapacitated Sarek/Orions! If only my imagination would settle down so I could write what I already have on the burner. Too many thoughts!

(I would give anything to know how people write such great stories so quickly! I feel like I write ten words for every six I need, then I spend 70% of my writing time trying to edit my sentences down to some kind of concision. Although I didn't with these ficlets since they had to be done in an hour--deadlines are good for my decisiveness, apparently. :) )

Also hee to the comment roulette--I've done that too, and then been like, whodidIjustreplytowhat? It's all good, though--everything finds its way back to the original poster eventually. :D