Interview with a Pirate ( Read more... )

Scenes Cut from Superman Returns- After exposure to kryptonite, Superman displays complete lack of appetite. Minutes later, despite kryptonite-laced condiments, Superman wins Intergalactic Hot Dog-Eating Contest ( Read more... )

Story Outline: Chirpy, the Bird Everyone Hated (Inspired by true events ( Read more... )

Recently, I took an informal poll, and found something I consider both startling and disturbing ( Read more... )

I think we need a new rodent holiday. We only have two (not counting controversial ones like Presidents' Day or St. Valentine's Day) and I don't think that's enough.

[Filed Under: Holidays]

How to Avoid Getting Punched in the Back of the Neck at Starbucks1. Do not let your friends cut in front of you when I am behind you in the coffee line ( Read more... )

Ideas for Reality-based Television Shows

Fakin' Bacon: Contestants vie to be judged the most Kevin Bacon-like in various areas, including physical attributes, skills, and talent. Finalists go head-to-head against Kevin Bacon -- who turns out to be a Kevin Bacon impersonator.

Bacon Let Us Tomato: Audience members compete trying to hit Kevin Bacon ( Read more... )

A Second Note to Anyone Who May Have Misunderstood Key Concepts in My Audition for the "Moron Life" Improvisational Comedy Group of 5/29/06

Since I have yet to hear from anyone associated with the talented Moron Life Improvisational Comedy Group, I must conclude that either (a) I was not funny enough or (b) you misunderstood what I was doing.

It ( Read more... )

Not to toot my own horn too much, but just being Max is quite an amazing and extraordinary experience, fraught with indescribable peril and laden with events of incredible import. Lately, though, it's been lacking something ( Read more... )

I just spent the last few days visiting my niece (Dharma, 6) and nephew (Joss, 3). While they are delightful, well-behaved, and, frankly, practically perfect, trying to keep up with them would kill a normal human. How did I survive ( Read more... )