Scenes Cut from Superman Returns
Scenes Cut from Superman Returns:
- After exposure to kryptonite, Superman displays complete lack of appetite. Minutes later, despite kryptonite-laced condiments, Superman wins Intergalactic Hot Dog-Eating Contest.
- After exposure to kryptonite, Superman tearfully admits to Lois he can't read. Minutes later, Superman finishes reading fourth Harry Potter book (printed with kryptonite ink).
- After exposure to kryptonite, Superman whines about being a girl from the wrong side of the tracks in love with high school hunk Blane McDonnagh (played by Andrew McCarthy). Minutes later, with the help of his best friend Duckie (Jon Cryer), Superman wins Blane's heart wearing his home-made pink dress (despite the best efforts of kryptonite-hearted James Spader).
- After exposure to kryptonite, Superman displays a complete lack of rhythm and the inability to perform even the most rudimentary of dance moves. Minutes later, despite kryptonite-sequined vest, Superman replaces Deney Terrio as host of Dance Fever.
- After exposure to kryptonite, Superman demonstrates inability to herd sheep. Minutes later, Superman herds sheep well enough to earn a begrudging "That'll do, pig," from kryptonite-dusted overalls-clad James Cromwell.
[Filed Under: Superman, Kryptonite]
- After exposure to kryptonite, Superman displays complete lack of appetite. Minutes later, despite kryptonite-laced condiments, Superman wins Intergalactic Hot Dog-Eating Contest.
- After exposure to kryptonite, Superman tearfully admits to Lois he can't read. Minutes later, Superman finishes reading fourth Harry Potter book (printed with kryptonite ink).
- After exposure to kryptonite, Superman whines about being a girl from the wrong side of the tracks in love with high school hunk Blane McDonnagh (played by Andrew McCarthy). Minutes later, with the help of his best friend Duckie (Jon Cryer), Superman wins Blane's heart wearing his home-made pink dress (despite the best efforts of kryptonite-hearted James Spader).
- After exposure to kryptonite, Superman displays a complete lack of rhythm and the inability to perform even the most rudimentary of dance moves. Minutes later, despite kryptonite-sequined vest, Superman replaces Deney Terrio as host of Dance Fever.
- After exposure to kryptonite, Superman demonstrates inability to herd sheep. Minutes later, Superman herds sheep well enough to earn a begrudging "That'll do, pig," from kryptonite-dusted overalls-clad James Cromwell.
[Filed Under: Superman, Kryptonite]