One of my absolute favorite ones was one that a friend of mine told me back when I was 16. It's one of those "Man from Nantucket" ones, so here goes.
There once was a man from Nantucket,
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin
Wiping cum from his chin
"If my ear were a pussy I'd fuck it"
Hope you enjoyed that one =P Almost everyone
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