Writer's Block: There Once Was a Girl from Nantucket

[angsty_penguin]

One of my absolute favorite ones was one that a friend of mine told me back when I was 16. It's one of those "Man from Nantucket" ones, so here goes.

There once was a man from Nantucket,
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin
Wiping cum from his chin
"If my ear were a pussy I'd fuck it"

Hope you enjoyed that one =P Almost everyone

Comments

[soul_bastion]

That's really cute! I actually hadn't heard it.