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I JUST GOT A SPLINTER IN MY FOOT AND IT WAS A PIECE OF HAIR
How is that even possible???

Oh gross. I just ate a piece of FISH FOOD because I thought it was a nerd I dropped on my desk.

Yuck yuck YUCK.

Last night I COULD NOT sleep at all. At like 3:00 AM I was getting so irritated I got up and went to sit in my window sill. Anyway, as I was sitting there, watching drunk people out in the quad I noticed this GREEN LINE. First, in my sleepiness I thought it was a piece of string hanging from my building. Then I realized it was very long. Then I ( Read more... )

"In 1930, the Republican-controlled House of Representatives, in an effort to alleviate the effects of the... Anyone? Anyone? ...the Great Depression, passed the... Anyone? Anyone? The tariff bill? The Hawley-Smoot Tariff Act? Which, anyone? Raised or lowered? ...raised tariffs, in an effort to collect more revenue for the federal government. Did ( Read more... )