I think doing stand up comedy is the only thing that allows me to be extremely disenchanted with life as a whole, and yet still have something to look forward to ( Read more... )

So it seems that open mic on monday went really well. A lot of people who weren't my friends told me they really enjoyed my set. Of course I had to go first and the MC didn't do a great job of warming up the crowd. But another comic told me that it was probably a good thing because at least everyone was listening; where as the later comedians had ( Read more... )

I'll be doing stand up at the star bar monday. 9 o'clock

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I am convinced now that eharmony.com is set on "keeping people with their own kind." Look at these commercials! There is no testimonial given by an interracial couple. They even have an Asian couple. An Asian person with another Asian person in America? Have you seen much of that ( Read more... )

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I am such a softy. Someone I know recently pissed me off by being a big asshole and before confronting him I had rehearsed a scathing tongue lashing...of course when I actually broached the issue, I meekly stated my qualm and avoided demanding an explanation. In fact, he acted offended that I attacked his character and said "so what." I am so bad ( Read more... )

This sobriety is fucking killing me. I simply don't know what to do with myself. Most nights, I am the designated driver because my apathy renders me entirely sequacious. Every time I'm with my favorite people and I am the only one not drinking, I want nothing more than to be somewhere else. I can say for sure that I can't stand being around drunk ( Read more... )

Unweaving the paradox of social interaction: Why don't fat people have more friends than the average person?

Newton's universal law of gravitation states that every object in the universe exerts a tug on every other. It's true: the laws of gravitation do not just apply to "the heavenly bodies"...in fact, it is safe to say that it is more a tour de ( Read more... )

What's the big hoop-la with these fabricated benchmarks? I know I tend to be the village cynic and it seems like I take pleasure in pissing on what everyone holds dear; but I swear this isn't the case. Yesterday was 2007 and today is 2008. This is no more significant than July 11th and July 12th. By the same rule, your birthday only matters to you ( Read more... )