An art thief takes pictures

May 05, 2008 09:15

I am convinced now that eharmony.com is set on "keeping people with their own kind." Look at these commercials! There is no testimonial given by an interracial couple. They even have an Asian couple. An Asian person with another Asian person in America? Have you seen much of that?

I think it is pompous and quasi-decemnovenariate to use "quasi" before obscure or obsolete words containing more than five syllables.

When I was a kid I purchased everything with change found in the couch cushions. I grew tired of counting out coins on counters that were over my head; so I came up with an idea that would revolutionize coins...weight system! Make the weight of a coin relative to its worth. A penny is one gram...nickel is five etc. But recently I had a dream where my system was in place and I was cheating it by putting fishing weights in the bag with my coins. Then I thought I would be caught, so I started smearing a little gunk on every coin I had to weigh them down. This forced clerks to quickly glance at every coin before putting them on the scale, which pretty much nullified the purpose of the system. If you have to glance at every coin, why wouldn't you just go ahead and count them?
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