I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL YOU ASSHOLES THINK YOU'RE DOING, MAKING ALL THIS NOISE.

BUT YOU'D BETTER CUT IT THE HELL OUT.

Christ on a cracker, a man still can't get any sleep around this place. If it's not one thing it's another damn thing.

[ooc: huang-muse was dying. plz to help me wake him back up-- mock at will.]

First person who laughs gets shot in the asscheek.

I think I liked most of you better yesterday. You bitched less and nobody once told me I should quit smoking in public because of their poor abused lungs.

Especially you, Hei. Even if your smiling face made me lose my dinner.

If one more socially retarded ASSHOLE asks the same stupid question, I will LET THEM KNOW what I think about people so stupid they can't use a damn scroll bar.

And you two, GO KILL YOURSELVES.

Shoulda stayed in bed.

[ooc: links are totally 100% viewable IC]

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS SHIT!

This place isn't right! This place isn't right or I'll eat my hat! Little girls are not supposed to come waltzing out of my television screen after-- after making me think things like that. I don't even want to talk about this. It's all crap.

I'm gonna go get some coffee.

And finally a lull in the paperwork from the police office. Was holed up there for days working on this bullshit. You'd be amazed how expensive terrorism and crime is. For instance, if I was actually working on an hourly wage instead of a shitty salary, it would have cost the city a boatload of time and a half ( Read more... )

Don't you wonderfully pleasant people have anything better to talk about than how to find wuv and what it means to you? Goddamn ( Read more... )

I went to work today and filed a pile of paperwork so big that it would make an ambulance-chaser nervous. It was actually kind of relaxing, seeing as it got me out of that damn apartment. I'm a dog person and Hei's eating habits piss me off ( Read more... )

There are a couple orders of the evening ( Read more... )

Some of you might have noticed my beautiful smiling face around in the past twenty-four hours. See, I just died before I came here. It was a very traumatic experience, I'm stressed the hell out and I'm all out of cigarettes because an asshole forced me to drop my last one on the dirty pavement ( Read more... )