Two Moans

[anddontbitch]

Some of you might have noticed my beautiful smiling face around in the past twenty-four hours. See, I just died before I came here. It was a very traumatic experience, I'm stressed the hell out and I'm all out of cigarettes because an asshole forced me to drop my last one on the dirty pavement

Comments

[nami_is_great]

No smoking in Namimori.

[anddontbitch]

Bite me.

[nami_is_great]

To death.

[anddontbitch]

What is your major malfunction?

[anddontbitch]

I don't think you have a health when you're dead.

[anddontbitch]

I wouldn't be upset if you offered me your condolences.

[ginironosora]

What kinda stuff do you specialize in?

[anddontbitch]

I was a cop.

[anddontbitch]

That so?

[jesus_yamato]

If you need money, I can give you some...

[anddontbitch]

I can't take handouts from a guy with a face like yours.

[jesus_yamato]

Huh?

[anddontbitch]

Nothing. Nevermind. I'll go sweep sidewalks for the money.

[theenviousone]

Half the people here died before they arrived. They don't make such a damn fuss.

[anddontbitch]

It's not the dead part that bothers me. It's the poor part.

[theenviousone]

More than enough jobs for the people who need that kind of thing. You'll find something.