This definitely cracked me up. Do yourselves a favour and read through it, I'm sure you'll get a chuckle out of it too.

A Man's Man: The Guide to Being a Manly Man by Amputatoes

I had finished my usual morning repast of gravel and iron filings and was reaching over to a nearby fence to tear off a piece of barbed wire to use as dental floss when I ( Read more... )

1. How old will you turn in 2008?
21

2. Do you think you'll be married by then?
Absolutely not.

3. What do you look forward to most in the next 3 months?
how about the next three days? BACHELORETTE IN NIAGRA!

6. Do you prefer calling or texting?
Calling

7. Do you have pets?
Yep. Two kitties, a dog, a ( Read more... )

What time is it?:
10:46 am

What is today’s date? (MM/DD/YYYY):
12/28/2007

Who was the last person to call you "my girl"/"my boy"?:
Chris

When you're at the grocery store do you use the self checkout?:
Not typically. Technology despises me, so something always goes wrong.

...Do you return the cart?:
Always ( Read more... )

... I should have stolen just one more kiss when you were standing there in the doorway.

Awesome things about today:

- It's Christmas Eve!
- I went to a fondue party!
- I got my Christmas shopping done!
- Everybody is in a fantastic mood!
- I finally got my guitar restrung!

That is all.

Merry Christmas, everybody!

I hate these things, and I really should be getting ready but I can't resist ( Read more... )

Angus: And who is? You?

Rick: You bet your ass.

Angus: So to be normal, we all have to be like YOU? There are 400 people in this room who are NOTHING like you, Rick! Some of them are fat, some of them are skinny. Some of them are short, some of them are tall. Some of them have braces, some of them have birth marks, or scars, or frizzy hair, ( Read more... )

Hm... I'm not really sure where to start here!

I thought that I would be better with the regular posting and things, but as it turns out I'm a huge slacker! LOTS to talk about, though, and most of it petty gossip that seems to appeal to most people, seeing as how quickly rumours spread.

Well, life goes on in Waterloo. I got a job at Bluenotes as a ( Read more... )

I want you to seriously think about this because the fact of the matter is: life is too short to waste. I know, I know… cliché, right? It might be, but if you were to look deep down and think about all of the things you want to do with your life and haven’t yet done, you’ll realize what I’m talking about. Carpe Diem is the name of the game, folks. ( Read more... )

Well, most of my stuff is moved in! Well, 3/4 of it. I've still got to bring my clothes and bathroom stuff but I needed that this week! The room is just as big if not bigger than I thought it was, which makes me pretty happy. I have enough room for a nice rug in the middle of the bedroom so I can satisfy my need to sit on the floor once in awhile ( Read more... )

Well… The decorating process in my apartment has officially begun. I suppose you could say that it started when we bought furniture, but seeing as most of it is mismatched, I guess we’ll pretend like it doesn’t count. If I get time after I move in I think I might refinish all of the furniture in there so that it all matches but in the meantime I’ll ( Read more... )