Little memes of powah, activate!

[amnoturmonkey]

So I owe Kim at least, like, three of these things. But I'm making baaaad manips and uploading little picspams and shit, 'cos y'know, they're *profound*, I don't care I'm boring, it's entertaining, so until I have time to post them properly I'm holding them *spins in wheely chair* Yes all those fandom ones too, weeee

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[nastasie]

♥ MUCHLY.

I'm a bit envious of your Jared obsession! It looks like so much fun. I love seeing you go OMGZSQUEEEEEEEEEEE! and other fangirly spazzes. <333 Maybe you're like me: I'm only happy when I fangirl. Born to be...a fangirl. All that fangirl. (is that sad?)
My only candidate for a total obsession atm is chocolate boy, but it's not gonna happen, 'cause I don't get to see him that often, and it involves tennis, which we all know can bring teh sad, and he's going to retire next year, and he sometimes loses 5-set marathons on my birthday and makes me cry. So only a semi-obsession for me

[amnoturmonkey]

♥ MUCHLY BACK

omgz NOEZ Jareholism isn't fun! I suffer! my life's a ruin because of him! No one understands my painnnnnn! XDDDDDDDD
I'm only happy when I'm obsessed a fangirl. Oh yes. And when the fangirlism starts to go down I feel sad. And I miss the sparkles and the OH SHINY and I want it back.

(is that sad?)

Do shut up

WHAT? IS NICO RETIRING TOO?????? ;___________; I HAYT TENNIS! I HAYT IT! I SWEAR I'M GONNA GET A 12 STEP PROGRAM AND LEAVE IT FOR GOOD. THIS YEAR'S SUCKED. AND MY HEART'S BROKEN FOR MY BABY. AND I WANT A SEMI-OBSESSION WITH HIM TOO PLZ, NOT A FULL-BLOWN ONE D:

(ok, so I'm a closet megalomaniac)

... closet one? R U sure of that

[nastasie]

LOL at your icon. Somehow I think hugging is not exactly what that cat had in mind. :-PP Btw, have you ever seen Eddie's bit about "Pavlov's Cats"? Omgz, so good.

(and I have a glompy icon too, which you made and brings me teh happy!)

No, not right now. He's retiring by the end of next year. I can understand it, because he'll be 34 by then, so yeah...but still...*tears* And he's been doing really well since September, so maybe he'll be in Barcelona next year. *fingers crossed*

And YES. CLOSET. Nobody can guess I'm a megalomaniac because I have INFINITE POWERS of disguise. Ahem.

Lol, fuckingmachine!pr0n. :-PPP

[amnoturmonkey]

Aw, but kamikaze-tackling-homicidal cat is so CUTE

"Pavlov's Cats"

NO. LINK ME.

... glompy Mario *SNIFFLES* In the end, my stalky love was too much for him and he couldn't handle it and he ran away from me ;__; I made him quit, it's all my fault.

:T It depresses me how 34 is OLD in tennis years. He's barely older than me.

[nastasie]

Also, BONER! His show sucks, but I watch it for the bubble butt, and because that boy NEEDS TO BE FUCKED BY A GIANT FUCKING MACHINE. He's just asking for it.

[amnoturmonkey]

BONER. I know! But he's so cute in it and his suits are delicious and *tight* and his thighs and spunky bum look DELICIOUS in them and he's just delicious all over and yes he TOTALLY NEEDS TO BE FUCKED RAW BY A GIANT FUCKINGMACHINE UNTIL HE'S COMING DRY AND CAN'T STAND UP OR EVEN SPEAK.

[nastasie]

You know, I fail to mentally porn him with anyone because I sort of want to do all that myself?
What? WHAT ARE STRAP-ONS AND DILDOS FOR ANYWAY?

And I'm taller than him. *runs away*

[amnoturmonkey]

You're taller!? Oh yeah... I remember now, we've had this conversation before and I remember you could use me as a walking stick. URHOTIHAVEATHIINGFORTALL.

And y'know, I've really tried to picture him at Jared's mercy (really, really tried), like I said about the small/giant size diff and shut? And I can't. Which is weird, because I can picture Jared with Viggo with NO problem. And here, another two I'd gladly make my sex slaves together WEEE YEAH, but no dice. 's weird. 'S WEIRD.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO SPLAIN ME WHAT ARE STRAP-ONS AND DILDOS AND VIBRATORS FOR! omg you know the things I wanted to do to Rafa with a strap-on. Or, technically you don't know the things, but you know I want to do *things* to him with a strap-on.

[myth_adventure]

I'm not gonna watch Boondock Saints 2. I'm not. I'M NOT.

But you should. YOU SHOULD!!!!!

:)

[amnoturmonkey]

Nwwwooooooooooooooooooo.
It's got no FABULOUS Dafoe.
It's gonna suuuuuuck!
And the worst part is that I'M STILL GONNA LOVE IT BECAUSE IT'S GOT THE MCMANUS BROS BLOWING SHIT UP.

Oh alright, I totally will XP

[myth_adventure]

No matter what the critics may say, it did NOT suck (saw it a couple of days ago). Sure, it's not as good as the original, but few follow-ups ever are, it's even slightly annoying at times but OMG ... the MacManus twins are tastier than ever.

And the ending ... oh baby! (also a perfect set-up for yet another movie, hopefully we won't have to wait 10 years for Number 3).

[amnoturmonkey]

MacManus Bros... and tasty. See, that's *all* you needed to say XDDDDDDDD I won't even try to deny them, man, I AM going to watch as soon as I can get my hands on it, why do I even try to stop myself?

MORE MacManus SOON PLZ, YES

[watercolourblue]

my momma was a single mom most of her adult life and had to deal with, er, well me, so she can tie you up and castrate you in under 5 seconds.

I can so believe this!! :DDD Awesome!mom is awesome.

ahhhhhhhhhhhh i love awesome soaps! and Boner. and twisted Ryan...a;lsdkjfl;asdfj;sdk

[amnoturmonkey]

My momma was... a force of nature. Now, not so much, she's so lazy man, and I can't tell her anything 'cos she'll rip me a new one, but yeah, in her younger years... firecracker, as you'd say.

Dude, I adore those soaps, when I got the first one I couldn't stop sniffing it all the time, they're like soapaine, or something. Yummy things. What would be your fragrance picks? I'm curious. ... and that would sound kind of weird... but you know smell is important to me, so yeah, I'm curious, I'd ask everyone their favorite smells if it wasn't so creepy XP Like, oh, can I take a picture of your hands? o_0

BONER glows. His eyes, dude, and his skin, he's like, I dunno, he's a close competitor against Jensen for Freak of Nature, I swear.
RYAN. I SHALL WORSHIP HIM FROM NOW ON.

HEY! I never told you I've watched all S2 of True Blood, haven't I? I HAYT YOU PEOPLE FOR MAKING ME WATCH EET, I LOVE IT AND I HAVE TO WAIT MONTHS FOR MOAR VAMPIRE CRACK

[watercolourblue]

I would have to pick lavender first and foremost. Then wet grass maybe? I love anything with weeds. lol Rosemary, sage, lavender, then ocean scents - least favorite are fruit scents. I think it's interesting what appeals to people

[amnoturmonkey]

Mmmm, wetgrass and rosemary. My least favorites are sweet smells, be it floral or fruity, but only the chemically fruity 'cos strawberry? Directly from the fruit? IT KILLS ME DEAD WITH LUST. But most strawberry chemically scented things are eugh, so fucking sweet. Like chocolate or coffee scents, most are way too sweet to be real. Mmmm, smells kink.

OH OH! You have Surprise!Boner! I love the stupid show and not because it's good but just because he's so fucking adddictive in those little suits with that little superiority snobbish air of his character OMG LOVE.

jeeeeeeeeeezus he looks like he would enjoy some very bad things.Just what we're discussing upstairs. Me and her who shall not be named with the dildos and the strap-ons. You know that vibe you used to get from Ferru? That he'd be into really dirty sex? Or just, that he's a sex fiend? Well of course Boner gives off that vibe in heat waves but in a very subby way, doesn't he?????? Oh the things I'd love to see be done to him

[watercolourblue]

p.s. hey can you make me a text icon sometime?

[amnoturmonkey]

YES

NOW

MAKE ME

[watercolourblue]

It is a glee one - I just want it to say "I'm just really stressed out about the bake sale!"

[amnoturmonkey]

Gimme a couple of minutes.
Any preferences on colors or fonts?