Little memes of powah, activate!

[amnoturmonkey]

So I owe Kim at least, like, three of these things. But I'm making baaaad manips and uploading little picspams and shit, 'cos y'know, they're *profound*, I don't care I'm boring, it's entertaining, so until I have time to post them properly I'm holding them *spins in wheely chair* Yes all those fandom ones too, weeee

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[nastasie]

Also, BONER! His show sucks, but I watch it for the bubble butt, and because that boy NEEDS TO BE FUCKED BY A GIANT FUCKING MACHINE. He's just asking for it.

[amnoturmonkey]

BONER. I know! But he's so cute in it and his suits are delicious and *tight* and his thighs and spunky bum look DELICIOUS in them and he's just delicious all over and yes he TOTALLY NEEDS TO BE FUCKED RAW BY A GIANT FUCKINGMACHINE UNTIL HE'S COMING DRY AND CAN'T STAND UP OR EVEN SPEAK.

[nastasie]

You know, I fail to mentally porn him with anyone because I sort of want to do all that myself?
What? WHAT ARE STRAP-ONS AND DILDOS FOR ANYWAY?

And I'm taller than him. *runs away*

[amnoturmonkey]

You're taller!? Oh yeah... I remember now, we've had this conversation before and I remember you could use me as a walking stick. URHOTIHAVEATHIINGFORTALL.

And y'know, I've really tried to picture him at Jared's mercy (really, really tried), like I said about the small/giant size diff and shut? And I can't. Which is weird, because I can picture Jared with Viggo with NO problem. And here, another two I'd gladly make my sex slaves together WEEE YEAH, but no dice. 's weird. 'S WEIRD.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO SPLAIN ME WHAT ARE STRAP-ONS AND DILDOS AND VIBRATORS FOR! omg you know the things I wanted to do to Rafa with a strap-on. Or, technically you don't know the things, but you know I want to do *things* to him with a strap-on.

[nastasie]

IKR. THAT'S WHAT FAMOUSE ASSES ARE FOR. *points to icon* (yes, him too, and much more ~vividly~)

[amnoturmonkey]

... what? I got distracted by Nico's perfect ass, for a minute here...