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amand_r

i didn't make julienne fries!

Jul 19, 2009 10:59

1. Pornsultant Bob is on Doctor Who Season 2:

Pornsultant Bob: K9 is really cute.
Amand-r: Oh Jesus. K-9. I read a Jack/K-9 somewhere.
Pornsultant Bob: That just seems unnecessary. Robotic Bestiality... Not my cup of tea.
Amand-r: Not when it's Jack. It's like it HAS TO BE DONE BECAUSE IT'S THERE.
Pornsultant Bob: Only for Organic Life. ( Read more... )

doctor who, chit-chat, drunk, video, the awesome--let me show you it, aiming to misbehave, viola, i love everyone right now, crack, lulz, daleks are all up in my shit, personal wiggety-wack, i am a shameless whore, photos, dead like me

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kimuro July 19 2009, 15:23:16 UTC

If Robotica is a legitimate form of porn, than so is an inflatable girlfriend

These Lawless Worlds #1: The Love Machine by Jarrod Comstock.

A space-faring circuit judge presides over a case of a robot killing all three technicians on-board a surveillance satellite. The defense was that the robot in question was raped and therefore not responsible for "her" actions. Meanwhile, a rebel leader is trying to use the incident to overthrow the repressive, totalitarian world government.

Silver-Metal Lover by Tanith Lee
Lonely woman falls in love with robot programmed to romance her.

Any number of Data fics and fanfics not to mention hentai Japanese manga and anime.

Conclusion, robotica is a legitimate form of porn.

(and I definitely would do Data!)

amand_r July 19 2009, 15:24:01 UTC

AHAAHAHAHA SEE BOB. I WAS SO RIGHT. HE CAN BITE ME.

I WIN.

kimuro July 19 2009, 15:27:58 UTC

did you hear the one about the teen boy visiting the summer at his uncles dairy farm? One day, said uncle comes into the barn and find the boy using one of the attachments to the milking machine for ...umm... carnal purposes.

The boy is hideously embarassed but all the uncle says is "Hope you're right horny boy. That there machine is set for 3 gallons."

amand_r July 19 2009, 15:29:06 UTC

LOLOR5. OH GOD BAD KINGPIN FLASHBACKS.

threegoldfish July 19 2009, 15:49:15 UTC

♥!

amand_r July 19 2009, 15:55:33 UTC

♥ back!

crowie July 19 2009, 19:08:23 UTC

Drunken swordfighting can be utterly made of win. As long as the swords are either foam or the people involved really know what they're doing.

I don't recommend drunken sword fighting with wooden practice swords/sticks if you're barelegged in a skirt though. That shit can hurt.

Also I love the look of utter glee you can get on the faces of little girls when you hand them swords. Looks like your kidlet very much delivered :)

amand_r July 19 2009, 19:10:44 UTC

Yeah, I don't use metal or wood. I like the rough an tumble of using the foam. Sthayashi is way better than I am. He is FOW for putting up with me last night.

It was funny, she knew what to do with it right away. SWORDS! THAT'S RIGHT, MY GIRL!

crowie July 19 2009, 19:27:36 UTC

I've been doing 'historical western martial arts' for years now (although with months and months of dropping out regularily so I'm somewhat rusty atm, I've just started going to class regularly again). So I play with wooden training weapons all the time and I've fenced a bunch with metal ones too.

Pictorial evidence: Me doing a sword demo at Alnwick castle with my teacher. I don't train in longsword though, those are just too brutish in metal for me, heh..

Basically I've pretty much always had a thing for swords, part of what drew me into HL way back when.

amand_r July 19 2009, 19:30:23 UTC

I remember you being a hard core girl. That pic is sweet. Swords were what drew my husband to HL. Okay, me too, I admit.

I just suck really hard. I telegraph and also I don't practice. Oh and also I don't give a shit. That's why I do it drunk! I need to do it more.

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lionessvalenti July 19 2009, 19:09:16 UTC

So... did your underpants have monkeys on them, or were you just saying that to win the fight? I'm genuinely curious. :)

Dude, that video is win. Your kid is win.

amand_r July 19 2009, 19:12:52 UTC

NO THEY SRSLY HAD MONKEYS ON THEM.

DIEEEEEEEEEEEE! DIEEEEEEEEEEE! WTF, KID.

smirnoffmule July 19 2009, 19:24:17 UTC

I love the sound of mommy approving of the extreme violence. "Excellent!" "Excellent!" I so want to come to your parties.

Also I missed the chance to say nice things last night because I was absent from the internets (I had a note) so here's some nice things now. You may totally eat one of my tootsie pops. blue_fjords will probably try to wrestle you to the ground, so be sure to say I said you could (then let her wrestle you anyway, it'll be fun).

amand_r July 19 2009, 19:26:21 UTC

COME ON. VIOLENCE IS THE BEST WAY TO SOLVE ISSUES. HAVEN'T WE LEARNED ANYTHING FROM HISTORY?

I WANT TO SEE YOUR NOTE. WAS IT STAMPED APPROVED?

I will save every tootsie pop for you. Save it like my virginit--ohwait.

smirnoffmule July 19 2009, 19:33:18 UTC

It was stamped TORCHWOOD. Or SWINE FLU, I forget which. It might even have been GOTTA CATCH EM ALL (INCLUDING SWINE FLU).

ohwait indeed. I'm saving it all for you, baby. And also I'm going to give you chocolate to bring back to our wrestling buddy. I might even let you have some of that too (she spurned my lemon sherberts, though, can you BELIEVE?)

amand_r July 19 2009, 19:39:45 UTC

1. MINE WAS STAMPED 'GET DRUNK BIATCH.'

2. Who would spurn lemon sherberts? WHO WOULD DO SUCH A THING? Only a master of evil, Darth.

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