i didn't make julienne fries!
1. Pornsultant Bob is on Doctor Who Season 2:
Pornsultant Bob: K9 is really cute.
Amand-r: Oh Jesus. K-9. I read a Jack/K-9 somewhere.
Pornsultant Bob: That just seems unnecessary. Robotic Bestiality... Not my cup of tea.
Amand-r: Not when it's Jack. It's like it HAS TO BE DONE BECAUSE IT'S THERE.
Pornsultant Bob: Only for Organic Life. Kinda.
Amand-r: INTERSPECIES...ROBOTICA?
Pornsultant Bob: If Robotica is a legitimate form of porn, than so is an inflatable girlfriend.
Amand-r: YOU MEAN THEY AREN'T?
Pornsultant Bob: Not really.
Amand-r: Next you'll be telling me that there's no such thing as the donkey show.
2. Yesterday, misswinterhill said that I was squee anthropomorphised, so feel free to think of me as that.
3. Thanks for the nice words yesterday, mah peepes (I spelled that Samuel Pepys style-YE OLD PEEPES.)
4. So last night sthayashi, the delectable E, and another friend, we'll call him Clyde, came over for dinner and drinking. Clyde is not with our mad drinking skills, as you can see on the POST IT NOTE:
Don’t be afraid, because the swords are PVC piping or fiberglass rods with foam on them. THIS DOES NOT MEAN THAT CERTAIN PEEPES CANNOT SMACK UP YOUR BOOBS AND IT WON'T HURT. THANKS, DUDE.
Yeah, because my badass overalls aren't the best things to fight in.
Me: Hai did I tell you my underpants have monkeys on them?
Sthayashi: Uh.
Me: Look. I'll show you-
Sthayashi: O_o.
Me: (scores hit) I WIN! I WIN!
UNDERPANTS=PROFIT.
Then I found Tianyu's shield in the basement. I like to think of all the cat hair on it as a special charm, as sthayashi is allergic to cat hair. Alas, that shield is awesome, but my mad skillz were not.
LASER EYES, MAN. WATCH OUT STHAYASHI.
Vivi had a special love for the weaponry
She got her Braveheart on.
Also: I did not teach her this, and neither of us screamed "DIE" at each other before we went in for the kill. We have all decided that Viv is genetically BRED TO KILL, LIKE JET LI.
Eventually, Clyde, who is a wuss and fell asleep after a can of Fosters, woke up and came outside, where he was cajoled into fighting.
HE SO KICKED UR ASS. Also, WTF WITH THE WRIST ACTION, DUDE?
E. jumped in and she kicked my ass, and then I kicked her ass, and then she and sthayashi soundly performed mutual arse kicking. Then it was time for chips and beer. Well, more beer.
5. I watched the Dead Like Me movie Friday night. I really really liked it. I mist be the only one. Thoughts later.
6. I have to get my fingers to work this morning. Right now they feel like they're made out of gummi worms. Fuck.
Pornsultant Bob: K9 is really cute.
Amand-r: Oh Jesus. K-9. I read a Jack/K-9 somewhere.
Pornsultant Bob: That just seems unnecessary. Robotic Bestiality... Not my cup of tea.
Amand-r: Not when it's Jack. It's like it HAS TO BE DONE BECAUSE IT'S THERE.
Pornsultant Bob: Only for Organic Life. Kinda.
Amand-r: INTERSPECIES...ROBOTICA?
Pornsultant Bob: If Robotica is a legitimate form of porn, than so is an inflatable girlfriend.
Amand-r: YOU MEAN THEY AREN'T?
Pornsultant Bob: Not really.
Amand-r: Next you'll be telling me that there's no such thing as the donkey show.
2. Yesterday, misswinterhill said that I was squee anthropomorphised, so feel free to think of me as that.
3. Thanks for the nice words yesterday, mah peepes (I spelled that Samuel Pepys style-YE OLD PEEPES.)
4. So last night sthayashi, the delectable E, and another friend, we'll call him Clyde, came over for dinner and drinking. Clyde is not with our mad drinking skills, as you can see on the POST IT NOTE:
Don’t be afraid, because the swords are PVC piping or fiberglass rods with foam on them. THIS DOES NOT MEAN THAT CERTAIN PEEPES CANNOT SMACK UP YOUR BOOBS AND IT WON'T HURT. THANKS, DUDE.
Yeah, because my badass overalls aren't the best things to fight in.
Me: Hai did I tell you my underpants have monkeys on them?
Sthayashi: Uh.
Me: Look. I'll show you-
Sthayashi: O_o.
Me: (scores hit) I WIN! I WIN!
UNDERPANTS=PROFIT.
Then I found Tianyu's shield in the basement. I like to think of all the cat hair on it as a special charm, as sthayashi is allergic to cat hair. Alas, that shield is awesome, but my mad skillz were not.
LASER EYES, MAN. WATCH OUT STHAYASHI.
Vivi had a special love for the weaponry
She got her Braveheart on.
Click to viewAlso: I did not teach her this, and neither of us screamed "DIE" at each other before we went in for the kill. We have all decided that Viv is genetically BRED TO KILL, LIKE JET LI.
Eventually, Clyde, who is a wuss and fell asleep after a can of Fosters, woke up and came outside, where he was cajoled into fighting.
HE SO KICKED UR ASS. Also, WTF WITH THE WRIST ACTION, DUDE?
E. jumped in and she kicked my ass, and then I kicked her ass, and then she and sthayashi soundly performed mutual arse kicking. Then it was time for chips and beer. Well, more beer.
5. I watched the Dead Like Me movie Friday night. I really really liked it. I mist be the only one. Thoughts later.
6. I have to get my fingers to work this morning. Right now they feel like they're made out of gummi worms. Fuck.