1. Pornsultant Bob is on Doctor Who Season 2:
Pornsultant Bob: K9 is really cute.
Amand-r: Oh Jesus. K-9. I read a Jack/K-9 somewhere.
Pornsultant Bob: That just seems unnecessary. Robotic Bestiality... Not my cup of tea.
Amand-r: Not when it's Jack. It's like it HAS TO BE DONE BECAUSE IT'S THERE.
Pornsultant Bob: Only for Organic Life.
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I don't recommend drunken sword fighting with wooden practice swords/sticks if you're barelegged in a skirt though. That shit can hurt.
Also I love the look of utter glee you can get on the faces of little girls when you hand them swords. Looks like your kidlet very much delivered :)
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It was funny, she knew what to do with it right away. SWORDS! THAT'S RIGHT, MY GIRL!
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Pictorial evidence: Me doing a sword demo at Alnwick castle with my teacher. I don't train in longsword though, those are just too brutish in metal for me, heh..
Basically I've pretty much always had a thing for swords, part of what drew me into HL way back when.
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I just suck really hard. I telegraph and also I don't practice. Oh and also I don't give a shit. That's why I do it drunk! I need to do it more.
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And on that account you definitely succeed DRUNKEN FOAMSWORDING FTW
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