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amand_r

i didn't make julienne fries!

Jul 19, 2009 10:59

1. Pornsultant Bob is on Doctor Who Season 2:

Pornsultant Bob: K9 is really cute.
Amand-r: Oh Jesus. K-9. I read a Jack/K-9 somewhere.
Pornsultant Bob: That just seems unnecessary. Robotic Bestiality... Not my cup of tea.
Amand-r: Not when it's Jack. It's like it HAS TO BE DONE BECAUSE IT'S THERE.
Pornsultant Bob: Only for Organic Life. ( Read more... )

doctor who, chit-chat, drunk, video, the awesome--let me show you it, aiming to misbehave, viola, i love everyone right now, crack, lulz, daleks are all up in my shit, personal wiggety-wack, i am a shameless whore, photos, dead like me

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smirnoffmule July 19 2009, 19:24:17 UTC

I love the sound of mommy approving of the extreme violence. "Excellent!" "Excellent!" I so want to come to your parties.

Also I missed the chance to say nice things last night because I was absent from the internets (I had a note) so here's some nice things now. You may totally eat one of my tootsie pops. blue_fjords will probably try to wrestle you to the ground, so be sure to say I said you could (then let her wrestle you anyway, it'll be fun).

amand_r July 19 2009, 19:26:21 UTC

COME ON. VIOLENCE IS THE BEST WAY TO SOLVE ISSUES. HAVEN'T WE LEARNED ANYTHING FROM HISTORY?

I WANT TO SEE YOUR NOTE. WAS IT STAMPED APPROVED?

I will save every tootsie pop for you. Save it like my virginit--ohwait.

smirnoffmule July 19 2009, 19:33:18 UTC

It was stamped TORCHWOOD. Or SWINE FLU, I forget which. It might even have been GOTTA CATCH EM ALL (INCLUDING SWINE FLU).

ohwait indeed. I'm saving it all for you, baby. And also I'm going to give you chocolate to bring back to our wrestling buddy. I might even let you have some of that too (she spurned my lemon sherberts, though, can you BELIEVE?)

amand_r July 19 2009, 19:39:45 UTC

1. MINE WAS STAMPED 'GET DRUNK BIATCH.'

2. Who would spurn lemon sherberts? WHO WOULD DO SUCH A THING? Only a master of evil, Darth.

smirnoffmule July 19 2009, 19:41:59 UTC

Darth Mule.

I'll get you some sherbert lemons. You can be Dumbledore.

amand_r July 19 2009, 19:43:58 UTC

YOU HAVE CAST ME IN SO MANY ROLES.

You know, I have an image of Deadpool, punching someone in the face all shoriyuken style, screaming, "ALAS, EARWAX!"

smirnoffmule July 19 2009, 19:46:05 UTC

You KNOW Deadpool is an HP fan. He camped out at midnight for every new book release.

amand_r July 19 2009, 20:06:57 UTC

Deadpool secretly is a Harmoanian.

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