video - the answer to all your questions (that you wish you'd never got)

[amagicalmystery]

[Have an Admiral, everyone. He's grinning like the bastard he knows he is. He may be slightly unhinged in that 'Hollywood crazy' kind of way. And he has a lot more melanin than this icon does, but I couldn't find any black guys wearing this costume, so let's all pretend shall we

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[rass_bestie]

The Doctor wasn't too sure that this was the guy. It seemed too simple, too pat. There had to be a catch somewhere. But still, it was a lead and he had to follow it up.

There are children on board! I don't know what kind of man you are, but have some compassion, please!

[amagicalmystery]

Cheer up, my good man, best they learn while they're young.

Cookie? [offers via video as if there's no logistic problems there] It's chocolate chip.

[rass_bestie]

Send them home.

[amagicalmystery]

Now for shame, just who do you think you're talking to?

[ingenue_bait]

I love cookies.

[amagicalmystery]

What's your favorite kind?

[ingenue_bait]

Do I need a favorite kind? Cookies.

[amagicalmystery]

Well then. A gift basket of oatmeal raisin will be delivered to your room post-haste.

[buywithme]

Admiral! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Pause]

Where's the bar, Cap'n?

[amagicalmystery]

[gives directions that will lead you halfway up and down the decks before you locate it, though you'll get there eventually. and a gift basket of beer-flavored cookies will be delivered to your room.]

Don't do anything I wouldn't do, kid!

[buywithme]

Man, you're the king of the party boat! I don't think I'm gonna do stuff that you've not done!

[Then, after a period of drunken roaming, he finds the pub.]

I found it! WOOOOOOOOOOOOO

...Why can't I go in?

[amagicalmystery]

It MIGHT be kinda-sorta-maybe unmanned at the moment. What with all the confusion.

[ichoosefight]

I have a question! What are the laws around here?

[amagicalmystery]

Ah, good woman!

You'll be helping these lowlife criminals to reform to respectable members of society. Use your discretion as to how! Anyone causing trouble will sent to Level Zero with extreme prejudice.

[ichoosefight]

So I get to pick and choose the laws? [ She sounds a little indignant, how dare you! But she's actually quite pleased by the idea. ]

[amagicalmystery]

Well, you and your fellow Wardens. Fairly standard societal stuff: don't kill, don't steal, help little old ladies cross the street, that sort of thing.

[timesbureaucrat]

[He gets a very sad and pathetic but ultimately very normal (if a bit oblivious--aka Doctor Who normal) human being on the screen.]

Thank God, someone in charge! Um...can I go home now? [sad, pleading face]

[amagicalmystery]

If you didn't choose to be here, you must be an Inmate. What have you done wrong, my good man? Come on, out with it!

[timesbureaucrat]

I didn't do anything wrong! [He says very defensively.]

[amagicalmystery]

Really? Not anything? Ever?