video - the answer to all your questions (that you wish you'd never got)

[amagicalmystery]

[Have an Admiral, everyone. He's grinning like the bastard he knows he is. He may be slightly unhinged in that 'Hollywood crazy' kind of way. And he has a lot more melanin than this icon does, but I couldn't find any black guys wearing this costume, so let's all pretend shall we

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[buywithme]

Admiral! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Pause]

Where's the bar, Cap'n?

[amagicalmystery]

[gives directions that will lead you halfway up and down the decks before you locate it, though you'll get there eventually. and a gift basket of beer-flavored cookies will be delivered to your room.]

Don't do anything I wouldn't do, kid!

[buywithme]

Man, you're the king of the party boat! I don't think I'm gonna do stuff that you've not done!

[Then, after a period of drunken roaming, he finds the pub.]

I found it! WOOOOOOOOOOOOO

...Why can't I go in?

[amagicalmystery]

It MIGHT be kinda-sorta-maybe unmanned at the moment. What with all the confusion.

[buywithme]

I can pour my own drinks. I just...

[Trying to shoulder the door open.]

...Need to get in...

[Sucks to be an inmate :c]