video - the answer to all your questions (that you wish you'd never got)

[amagicalmystery]

[Have an Admiral, everyone. He's grinning like the bastard he knows he is. He may be slightly unhinged in that 'Hollywood crazy' kind of way. And he has a lot more melanin than this icon does, but I couldn't find any black guys wearing this costume, so let's all pretend shall we

Comments

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I love cookies.

[amagicalmystery]

What's your favorite kind?

[ingenue_bait]

Do I need a favorite kind? Cookies.

[amagicalmystery]

Well then. A gift basket of oatmeal raisin will be delivered to your room post-haste.

[ingenue_bait]

I don't know if you're actually in charge of the cruise or what, but this is the best boat ever.