video - the answer to all your questions (that you wish you'd never got)

[amagicalmystery]

[Have an Admiral, everyone. He's grinning like the bastard he knows he is. He may be slightly unhinged in that 'Hollywood crazy' kind of way. And he has a lot more melanin than this icon does, but I couldn't find any black guys wearing this costume, so let's all pretend shall we

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[timesbureaucrat]

[He gets a very sad and pathetic but ultimately very normal (if a bit oblivious--aka Doctor Who normal) human being on the screen.]

Thank God, someone in charge! Um...can I go home now? [sad, pleading face]

[amagicalmystery]

If you didn't choose to be here, you must be an Inmate. What have you done wrong, my good man? Come on, out with it!

[timesbureaucrat]

I didn't do anything wrong! [He says very defensively.]

[amagicalmystery]

Really? Not anything? Ever?

[timesbureaucrat]

Well...there were a few...little...

But nothing that hurts anyone!

[amagicalmystery]

Hmm. What was your job when you were alive?

(Normally I'd know but there seems to be...interference...)

[timesbureaucrat]

[ignoring the 'were alive' part, because at this point he's had so much weirdness overload that it just doesn't register]

I'm just a budget accountant. I work for the IRS. [more pathetic sadface]