i knew playing the who can drive who to the furthest point physically before the other person wants to jump off a cliff and die of frustration game so often in my past would eventually come in handy. i'm pretty sure i'm the reigning champion of that one. what a fun and hilarious night ( Read more... )

i got a job.
go ahead, take another look at the username and picture and make sure you can fully wrap your mind around the fact that i, alyssa nicole, am indeed writing this.
i got a fucking job.

hahaha. clearly,
i'm the man.

hi. i just won $100 at bingo. this makes me happy. spicy chicken sandwiches, cuddling on couches, watching tv all night, and the red sox winning all make me an even happier girl. what a good day and night. haven't had that combination in awhile. the alcohol thing is going pretty well too. i'm proud of myself and my body feels so much better. i'm ( Read more... )

last night was fun. i'm glad the war stopped raging between me and mike. i've been waking up when he goes to work and doing mildly productive things with my mornings. like right now i'm photoshopping a doctor's note to excuse my bajillion absences. haha. hey, you can't deny the productivity in that ( Read more... )

it's a difficult concept for some people to grasp that some things are just nobody's business. and just because someone tells you one story does not give you the right to broadcast that story all over the world and compare and contrast with other people and what they may or may not have heard. and then furthermore, analyze those stories and decide ( Read more... )

hey, i thought i should let you know in case you aren't in the really cool haverhill circle of friends: I LIED ABOUT BEING BORN WITH A CANCEROUS TUMOR THAT I HAD REMOVED ONCE WHEN I WAS TWO YEARS OLD AND THEN AGAIN WHEN I WAS TWELVE. I DON'T HAVE TWENTY-FIVE STITCHES ON MY FOREHEAD FROM THE REMOVAL PROCEDURE AND I DON'T HAVE ABOUT A TRILLION ( Read more... )

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another note to self: don't ever date anyone again. i absolutely despise every ex boyfriend i've ever had.

note to self: go on more road trips, try to sneak into more countries, hang out with/meet more punks, slash more tires, drink more beer, eat more pizza out of dumpsters, accept that the people in your past were there for a reason and regardless of why your relationship deteriorated, accept them for what they were and what they meant to you and be ( Read more... )

happy 18th birthday to my best friend on the planet ( Read more... )