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Customer walks into a pet shop carrying a cage with a bird - dead - inside.

Customer:  I wish to complain about this parrot what I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique.

Shopkeeper:  Oh yes, the Norwegian Blue.  What's wrong with it?

Customer:  I'll tell you what's wrong with it.  It's dead, that's what's wrong with it!

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Post anything that you want (in comments), and post it anonymously. Anything. A story, a secret, a confession, a fear, a love -- anything. Be sure to post anonymously and honestly. Post twice if you'd like. Then, put this in your LJ to see what your friends (and perhaps others who you don't even realize read your LJ) have to say.

At work. Nothing to do ( Read more... )

Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night.

1) Using band names, spell out your name ( Read more... )

It's the day before the day before Christmas. Usually I don't get excited or anxious over Christmas until it's this close. So now I'm excited ( Read more... )

By Gene Edward Veith ( Read more... )

Didn't go to LoTR with my friends. Which SUCKS! Mom said the show time (which was 2:30) was too late. The movie is three hours long, so that means we wouldn't be leaving for Orlando until 6-ish which means we'd be there late. So we couldn't go. They're watching it right now. It started half an hour ago. *sniff ( Read more... )

I'm starting to get really bad at this now ( Read more... )