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alfredherojones

IC// Second Rescue!

Jan 16, 2010 20:58

[Alfred is sitting at a table in the Spellbound Cafe, writing something hurriedly on a piece of paper. Peek over his shoulder; it's a letter, written in bright red ink, rather messy.]

Dear Cafe-people,
The United States of America thinks that you should put hamburgers on your menu. And French fries. Because there's no where to get them in this town! ( Read more... )

post two, spellbound_cafe, ic

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cleaverest January 17 2010, 02:25:29 UTC

Is something wrong with Alfred-san, I wonder I wonder?

alfredherojones January 17 2010, 02:45:47 UTC

Huh?

[He blinks, looking up, then grins.]

Oh, hey Rena! Naah, I'm just writing an awesome letter!

cleaverest January 17 2010, 02:46:41 UTC

A letter? To who, I wonder I wonder?

alfredherojones January 17 2010, 02:47:55 UTC

The cafe place! They don't have burgers! It's horrible!

[He makes a face at the paper, puffing his cheeks.]

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puritend January 17 2010, 04:43:41 UTC

Le gasp~! A damsel in distress?

(1/3) alfredherojones January 17 2010, 04:46:05 UTC

...Whoa.

......Whoa, there.

[um, that gasp sounded a little too French for Alfred's tastes, and he squishes down further in his chair, hiding his ass.]

(2/3) alfredherojones January 17 2010, 04:47:23 UTC

I AM NOT A DAMSEL.

Done! alfredherojones January 17 2010, 04:47:55 UTC

[--cause obviously, the shock fades and he grins.]

I'm the heroo~!

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decaf_plz January 17 2010, 05:09:58 UTC

If my information is correct, hamburgers are a food item consisting of a cooked meat patty on a bun and garnished with several different accoutrements according to your personal tastes, and are usually accompanied by deep fried starch colloquially termed "French fries". I'll be honest in voicing my opinion that the main focus of said foodstuffs is the meat, although I could be wrong seeing as I'm definitely no expert on human cuisine.
HOWEVER, I am of the mind that this establishment deemed as a "cafe" makes its profits by selling baked goods, usually categorised as confections and not meals, and therefore your request for the administrators of this place to put such items on their menu seems a bit strange.

puritend January 17 2010, 05:14:22 UTC

Well color me surprised.

Oh, Robot-san! Please share more knowledge to me, Niou Masaharu!

decaf_plz January 17 2010, 05:18:51 UTC

You can just call me Blurr. Although really, you have a distinct advantage over me as I am an Autobot from Cybertron while you are a native of this planet, and therefore you would be much more familiar with everything here, especially the minute details that make Earth cities so fascinating.

puritend January 17 2010, 05:30:43 UTC

And that's what she said, puri~!

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swindlescent January 17 2010, 05:24:05 UTC

Young man, I am so sorry for Niou-kun's rude behavior. I will teach him to be more polite in the future.

puritend January 17 2010, 05:25:48 UTC

Hey. Hey. 'Gyuu.

puritend January 17 2010, 05:27:27 UTC

Boxers or briefs?

swindlescent January 17 2010, 05:29:30 UTC

I will not answer this silly question.

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misterunionjack January 17 2010, 18:24:38 UTC

[He's frowning over Alfred's shoulder.] Is that red you're using. And what's with the balmy declaration that you live on round sandwiches?

alfredherojones January 17 2010, 18:28:02 UTC

Wah!

[Alfred immediately collapses over the paper, covering it, his cheeks turning red.] Quit reading over my shoulder like that!

Round sandw--I do! They expect me to get by without freaking burgers! It's horrible!