IC// Second Rescue!

[alfredherojones]

[Alfred is sitting at a table in the Spellbound Cafe, writing something hurriedly on a piece of paper. Peek over his shoulder; it's a letter, written in bright red ink, rather messy.]

Dear Cafe-people,
The United States of America thinks that you should put hamburgers on your menu. And French fries. Because there's no where to get them in this town!

Comments

[decaf_plz]

If my information is correct, hamburgers are a food item consisting of a cooked meat patty on a bun and garnished with several different accoutrements according to your personal tastes, and are usually accompanied by deep fried starch colloquially termed "French fries". I'll be honest in voicing my opinion that the main focus of said foodstuffs is the meat, although I could be wrong seeing as I'm definitely no expert on human cuisine.
HOWEVER, I am of the mind that this establishment deemed as a "cafe" makes its profits by selling baked goods, usually categorised as confections and not meals, and therefore your request for the administrators of this place to put such items on their menu seems a bit strange.

[puritend]

Well color me surprised.

Oh, Robot-san! Please share more knowledge to me, Niou Masaharu!

[decaf_plz]

You can just call me Blurr. Although really, you have a distinct advantage over me as I am an Autobot from Cybertron while you are a native of this planet, and therefore you would be much more familiar with everything here, especially the minute details that make Earth cities so fascinating.

[puritend]

And that's what she said, puri~!

[alfredherojones]

. . .

what?

[decaf_plz]

[He keeps going.]

Mmmmore to the point, your singular demand for such culinary items (as seen by your note) seems to be a bit selfish, and judging by the use of the phrase 'awesome me' you appear to have a very high opinion of yourself. No doubt you believe that the owners of this cafe are more likely to take your request into consideration if you ask them more forcefully than would normally be called for?

[alfredherojones]

.......

[Give him a minute, he'll pick out a couple of words...forceful, yourself, consideration, okay he's sort of got you now.]

Huh? Oh. Uh. I dunno. And stuff. I just want a burger.

And why are there more robots...? I'm having a conversation with a transformer...awesome...