IC// Second Rescue!

[alfredherojones]

[Alfred is sitting at a table in the Spellbound Cafe, writing something hurriedly on a piece of paper. Peek over his shoulder; it's a letter, written in bright red ink, rather messy.]

Dear Cafe-people,
The United States of America thinks that you should put hamburgers on your menu. And French fries. Because there's no where to get them in this town!

Comments

[puritend]

Le gasp~! A damsel in distress?

(1/3)

[alfredherojones]

...Whoa.

......Whoa, there.

[um, that gasp sounded a little too French for Alfred's tastes, and he squishes down further in his chair, hiding his ass.]

(2/3)

[alfredherojones]

I AM NOT A DAMSEL.

Done!

[alfredherojones]

[--cause obviously, the shock fades and he grins.]

I'm the heroo~!

[puritend]

Hero, schmero.

Now get me a sandwich.

[alfredherojones]

Wha-no!

1/???

[puritend]

No?

[puritend]

NO?

[puritend]

How dare you say no to the Ultimate Trickster God?

fjdslkafj sorry 4/4

[puritend]

So...sandals or sneakers?

You're fine~~

[alfredherojones]

....What?

Wait-you're a trickster! That's bad! My hero dictionary says that's bad! You, villian, the hero Alfred F Jones has to defeat you!

[puritend]

Actually, I'm a miserable housewife waiting for her husband to come home.

You wouldn't hurt me, would you?

[swindlescent]

Niou-kun...now that's not a very nice way to introduce yourself to this nice young man. Please have more manners.

1/???

[puritend]

Yagyuu?

[puritend]

YAGYUU!

3/3

[puritend]

OH YAGGY PANTS! I HAVE MISSED YOU SO~!