IC// Second Rescue!

[alfredherojones]

[Alfred is sitting at a table in the Spellbound Cafe, writing something hurriedly on a piece of paper. Peek over his shoulder; it's a letter, written in bright red ink, rather messy.]

Dear Cafe-people,
The United States of America thinks that you should put hamburgers on your menu. And French fries. Because there's no where to get them in this town!

Comments

[swindlescent]

Young man, I am so sorry for Niou-kun's rude behavior. I will teach him to be more polite in the future.

[puritend]

Hey. Hey. 'Gyuu.

[puritend]

Boxers or briefs?

[swindlescent]

I will not answer this silly question.

[puritend]

'Gyuu.

I'm hurt.

[swindlescent]

Do not try to fool me, Niou-kun. It is not working.

[puritend]

Niou-kun. Your disguise is not working.

[swindlescent]

I am not in disguise. Now stop trying to be me.

[puritend]

Niou-kun. This has to stop right now. Now stop trying to be me.

[swindlescent]

You are not able to fool me.

[puritend]

And you are not able to fool me.

[swindlescent]

Please stop this nonsense.

[puritend]

Puri~

[swindlescent]

I'm sighing right now.

[puritend]

Le sigh~

[swindlescent]

Sometimes, I do not know what to do with you, Niou-kun.