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Fangirls' Guide to Serie A: Part 3

Sep 09, 2009 08:49

The third group in the 2009-10 Fangirls' Guide to Serie A:

Inter
Juventus
Lazio
Livorno

If you don’t know how it works, or have any queries, you can find all the details right here. Part 1 (Atalanta, Bari, Bologna and Cagliari) can be found here, and Part 2 (Catania, Chievo, Fiorentina and Genoa) here. As you will know by now, I am open to ( Read more... )

team: inter, team: livorno, team: juventus, fangirls' guide, team: lazio

Comments 116

cheryl_bites September 9 2009, 09:19:05 UTC

*LAUGHS MANIACALLY*

calzamante September 9 2009, 09:23:42 UTC

YOUR TEAM IS PERTTY HILARIOUS, YUS. ;)

cheryl_bites September 9 2009, 09:44:53 UTC

That's why we love 'em. *Beams proudly*

ary_true September 9 2009, 09:37:30 UTC

Only one point to Mario, Davide and Marko? ._. That's make me sad ._. but José make me feel better <3 *loves*

calzamante September 9 2009, 09:44:54 UTC

*laughs* Until Balotelli and Santon stop doing stupid thing to their heads/eyebrows with razors, I'm not sure they deserve a two. And Arnautovic ... maybe needs time to grow into his face a bit, poor kid. ;)

cheryl_bites September 9 2009, 09:44:20 UTC

1. *Intrigued* IRFC gets two points?? Ah. Martha must have broken out the thumbscrews. XD
2. Blimey, don't give Lucio a zero. He'll eat you.
3. LET'S NOT GO THROUGH THIS AGAIN, CHERYL. I think he's delicious, but he is not a two. *Cracks knuckles menacingly*
4. *Sits back and waits for the Gotterdaemmerung over Santon's one*
5. Blimey, does nobody care enough about poor Quaresma to insist he has a two this year? They threatened you with all sorts last season! *Pats his head gingerly*
6. I THINK MOTTA LOOKED A LOT BETTER WITH THE WHITEFRO.
7. Krhin's mugshot is extremely odd. It's kind of you to give him the benefit of the doubt.
8. And now you offer a two to Eto'o, of all people! *Facepalm*
9. Feel free to give Milito 0.10. ¦D Oh, I approve of your José approach, I do indeed. Not only have you given him his (oppressed) two, you've found a much better picture than that monstrosity that's up at inter.it. *Glomps appreciatively ( ... )

el_defe September 9 2009, 09:55:49 UTC

4. No Sturm und Drang by me. I really can't be a fangirl, this is not my place at the moment. 'nuff said.
*laughs*

*looking around for his "hiatus" >______>*

cheryl_bites September 9 2009, 10:01:37 UTC

XD You can be an honorary fangirl. I promise we won't tell anyone.

el_defe September 9 2009, 10:18:54 UTC

Naaaah XD still not my secret dream *dies laughing*

Thread 32

lisachanoando September 9 2009, 10:07:23 UTC

*opens folder*
1. Walter and Diego getting only a one is so cruel D: They have such beautiful eyes! (And Diego always strips to make fangirls happy, I think a fangirls' guide should take this quality in consideration u.u)
2. DAMN MOTTA, WHY THE HELL DID YOU CUT YOUR CURLS?! I'm with you for that one point, he deserves it as a punishment.
3. Appearance: 1 point (And that's all he's getting.) BUT! D:
4. Sammy's a two. Believe me, girl.
5. Vid Belec, our third goalkeeper, is young but really really really good-looking :O Any chance you'd give him a two? Evidence1, Evidence2.
6. Last but not least: Mario's a personal matter, to me. I'll spam you hundreds of photos until you give him the two he deserves for his gorgeousness and his constant nakedness.

( ... )

calzamante September 9 2009, 10:20:17 UTC

1. I may consider a strippage category for next year. ;)
4. I THOUGHT SO. *adjusts*
5. That is a distinct improvement, certainly.
6. You can spam all you like, bb; but until he and Santon stop doing stupid things to their heads with razors, they do not deserve a two. *g*

No, he doesn't. He's not as bad as that squad picture, certainly; but he's not a two.

lisachanoando September 9 2009, 10:35:43 UTC

6. Aw, come on ;O; Despite his disturbing cuteness, I totally understand why you won't give Davide a two - I love him like crazy and I'd do all kind of things to him if only I could, but I wouldn't probably give him a two neither. I mean, as my man, el_defe says, you can't lick sugar from everything including your lover's body and then deserve a two, your skin will be never worth it.
But Mario! He is so beautiful D: His hair are- uh, proof he has personality! *tries puppy-eyeing again*

( ... )

el_defe September 9 2009, 10:39:13 UTC

I mean, as my man, el_defe says, you can't lick sugar from everything including your lover's body and then deserve a two, your skin will be never worth it.

YOU ARE SO UNFAIR. I said "teeth", too D: And "you-know-what", not "your lover's body" D: AND YOU AGREED AT EVERYTHING.
*plans fifteen vengeances*

Thread 19

zimena September 9 2009, 10:37:39 UTC

Please excuse my language here, but YOU F*CKING CANNOT GIVE THE CANNAVARO F*CKER A TWO FOR F*CKING APPEARANCE?!?!? I'm absolutely IRATE here. ABSOLUTELY NO WAY, RUBY! NO, NO, NO, NO, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Yes, I know he plays for my team and that the points add to their total score, but it really doesn't change the fact that he is uglier than Wayne Rooney & Cristiano Ronaldo put together ( ... )

calzamante September 9 2009, 11:25:36 UTC

*laughs hugely* I so knew that was coming! And (as I believe we discuss every year - and, for the record, Gianluca Zambrotta will still be a two, so you might want to brace yourself for that one tomorrow, as well *g*) even though I agree with you on not having much time for the man, I can't deny he's attractive. Just ... not to me.

You think so about Cácares? Fair enough - I thought it was just my Uruguay!radar on that one. ;)

Um, I have this reaction to Chielleni. I'm pretty sure it's not healthy, but it won't go away. PDC is just lickable. And that picture of Grygera made me double-take. He's not always been that hot, has he? (OK, you're not the right person to ask. *g*)

As for Diego, I think he is adorable, but he just isn't a two. AND NOR IS VINCE. ;p

I agree wholeheartedly about Ciro, he exceeds Mourinho in almost every department. (But he's not quite as hot as Leo.)