Fangirls' Guide to Serie A: Part 3

[calzamante]

The third group in the 2009-10 Fangirls' Guide to Serie A:

Inter
Juventus
Lazio
Livorno

If you don’t know how it works, or have any queries, you can find all the details right here. Part 1 (Atalanta, Bari, Bologna and Cagliari) can be found here, and Part 2 (Catania, Chievo, Fiorentina and Genoa) here. As you will know by now, I am open to

Comments

[lisachanoando]

*opens folder*
1. Walter and Diego getting only a one is so cruel D: They have such beautiful eyes! (And Diego always strips to make fangirls happy, I think a fangirls' guide should take this quality in consideration u.u)
2. DAMN MOTTA, WHY THE HELL DID YOU CUT YOUR CURLS?! I'm with you for that one point, he deserves it as a punishment.
3. Appearance: 1 point (And that's all he's getting.) BUT! D:
4. Sammy's a two. Believe me, girl.
5. Vid Belec, our third goalkeeper, is young but really really really good-looking :O Any chance you'd give him a two? Evidence1, Evidence2.
6. Last but not least: Mario's a personal matter, to me. I'll spam you hundreds of photos until you give him the two he deserves for his gorgeousness and his constant nakedness.











This, just for the hell of it.


I've got more of them, lady, I warn you.

Just a side note, I won't be stubborn about this: Rene maybe deserves his two, don't you think? :D

LOL, I went through the list two times and missed Ricky. That because his photo's so ugly, poor bb. But he's a two, I swear ;O; Want me to show evidence?

[calzamante]

1. I may consider a strippage category for next year. ;)
4. I THOUGHT SO. *adjusts*
5. That is a distinct improvement, certainly.
6. You can spam all you like, bb; but until he and Santon stop doing stupid things to their heads with razors, they do not deserve a two. *g*

No, he doesn't. He's not as bad as that squad picture, certainly; but he's not a two.

[lisachanoando]

6. Aw, come on ;O; Despite his disturbing cuteness, I totally understand why you won't give Davide a two - I love him like crazy and I'd do all kind of things to him if only I could, but I wouldn't probably give him a two neither. I mean, as my man, el_defe says, you can't lick sugar from everything including your lover's body and then deserve a two, your skin will be never worth it.
But Mario! He is so beautiful D: His hair are- uh, proof he has personality! *tries puppy-eyeing again*



Daw, just look at him ♥

[el_defe]

I mean, as my man, el_defe says, you can't lick sugar from everything including your lover's body and then deserve a two, your skin will be never worth it.

YOU ARE SO UNFAIR. I said "teeth", too D: And "you-know-what", not "your lover's body" D: AND YOU AGREED AT EVERYTHING.
*plans fifteen vengeances*

[lisachanoando]

Just be grateful I said his body and not something else, you mean man!

[el_defe]

Oh, you're so mean, you don't deserve my love. Prepare yourself e_e no inter for you in the 15-score e_e

[lisachanoando]

You're the not deserving one in here e_e I won't write any of them, then e_e

[el_defe]

You have to! No more Inter p0rn for you & fangirls if you don't clear up that thing! *he's delirious*

[lisachanoando]

I won't edit a single comment if you act like that u_u You know I'm a stubborn girl and I always win, so STFU and go write something already. *throws flowerpots*

[el_defe]

BWAHAHAHAHA I won't. I'm stubborn as much as you are, thanks to your "DON'T BE SO SHY e_e". *avoid flowerpots* and now, let the fangirlism spread U.U

[cheryl_bites]

*Quietly* See, I said it would be the Gotterdaemmerung. *Sneaks off*

[calzamante]

*laughs* One puppy eyes per member, I'm afraid!

[lisachanoando]

Damn! XD Next year I'll save it for him! XD

[calzamante]

Hee, next year, he might have sorted his hair atrocities, and get it on merit!

[lisachanoando]

He'll still be, like, twenty XD I strongly doubt it XD

[cheryl_bites]

6. A lot of black men shave patterns in their hair, you know. It's normal! (I agree with you completely about the eyebrows.)