Fangirls' Guide to Serie A: Part 3

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The third group in the 2009-10 Fangirls' Guide to Serie A:

Inter
Juventus
Lazio
Livorno

If you don’t know how it works, or have any queries, you can find all the details right here. Part 1 (Atalanta, Bari, Bologna and Cagliari) can be found here, and Part 2 (Catania, Chievo, Fiorentina and Genoa) here. As you will know by now, I am open to

Comments

[cheryl_bites]

1. *Intrigued* IRFC gets two points?? Ah. Martha must have broken out the thumbscrews. XD
2. Blimey, don't give Lucio a zero. He'll eat you.
3. LET'S NOT GO THROUGH THIS AGAIN, CHERYL. I think he's delicious, but he is not a two. *Cracks knuckles menacingly*
4. *Sits back and waits for the Gotterdaemmerung over Santon's one*
5. Blimey, does nobody care enough about poor Quaresma to insist he has a two this year? They threatened you with all sorts last season! *Pats his head gingerly*
6. I THINK MOTTA LOOKED A LOT BETTER WITH THE WHITEFRO.
7. Krhin's mugshot is extremely odd. It's kind of you to give him the benefit of the doubt.
8. And now you offer a two to Eto'o, of all people! *Facepalm*
9. Feel free to give Milito 0.10. ¦D Oh, I approve of your José approach, I do indeed. Not only have you given him his (oppressed) two, you've found a much better picture than that monstrosity that's up at inter.it. *Glomps appreciatively

[el_defe]

4. No Sturm und Drang by me. I really can't be a fangirl, this is not my place at the moment. 'nuff said.
*laughs*

*looking around for his "hiatus" >______>*

[cheryl_bites]

XD You can be an honorary fangirl. I promise we won't tell anyone.

[el_defe]

Naaaah XD still not my secret dream *dies laughing*

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I could change it to Fanperson's guide, if you like? *g*

[el_defe]

*laughing louder*
No :D and there's my lover, she'll make noise for two *sends love*

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1. He does. He has a certain something.
7. I saw him against England at the weekend, he wasn't anywhere near that gopping.
10. I AM OPPRESSED. *mutters*
15. Give over. ;p
18. IS HILARIOUS.
19 and 20. THEY HAVE ENOUGH POINTS ALREADY.
21. I think he is, but it might just be me. I await public opinion.
22. Oho, don't think you can get round me with that one. Chivu is not a two. *g*
24. WHAT DO YOU MEAN EVERYONE KNOWS WHO HE IS.
28. INORITE! I wasn't scared at all!
32. He makes my skin crawl.
33. Poor, under-funded minnows.
37. I LOLed IRL, as the kids would say.

(Also, I love you. Just because.)

[cheryl_bites]

1. *Makes a note* Just keep him away from baby Nando.
15. Dead serious. Chiellini looks as if he was dropped head-first into a dustbin, rolled around a bit and then had his ears specially stretched with pliers. You've told us a thousand times that twos are for sexy blokes, not hideously-ugly-yet-strangely-endearing ones, and then you go and give two points to him! *Prepares Chivu folder*
19 and 20. This, from the woman who gave Maldini nine points every year.
24. I can just picture all the poor, confused speakers of other languages. XD "Is 'Squee' his first name, or is it 'Dance'?"
32. So will Marie. D8
33. I note that I automatically typed "Christi" instead of "Christ". XD I have my priorities right, unlike some people.

And now. About that 1:

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1. HE BETTER FUCKING NOT COME ANYWHERE NEAR HIM OR MY KNEE WILL BE BEING INTRODUCED TO HIS KNACKERS.
15. *sigh* I know exactly what you're saying, really I do. I can't understand it either. Yes, Chiellini is a bit of a fugly, but he's also desperately sexy. It's a puzzler.
19 and 20. BUT HE DIDN'T PLAY FOR JUVENTUS! ;)
24. That is exactly what his name is. YAYSQUEE Muslera. :D
33. I did spot that, actually, but ignored it as the sign of a woman obsessed.

...you cannot possibly have two thousand pictures of his testacular arrangements. I bet it's footballs.

[cheryl_bites]

1. *Distributes this information to Interisti as a matter of urgency* That should keep IRC's pods safe.
15. Oh, I understand the phenomenon. I even don't mind Chiellini getting a two. JUST AS LONG AS CHIVU DOES AS WELL! I'm going to start with the biggest pictures. Six pages of 4000x3000px should change your mind. >:D

XD "Balls" is my football file. Chivu is a SUBFOLDER in Balls. (I do have some photos of his testacular arrangements, if you like. The only thing holding me back from my giant Spam Of Doom is the possibility that you are deliberately denying him his two in the hopes of provoking a deluge of Chivuly goodness.)

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1. *sternface* So it should.
15. Yeah, I won't be able to see them all in one go, so you're fine.

Ah, I see. (No, I don't like, thank you. Some things are best left to the imagination.)

[cheryl_bites]

15. Christ. *Shakes head in disbelief at your coldness* The poor, trusting puppy. You say you love him, you screw him across your desk, and then: nothing! And just when he particularly needs cheering up, too, since the rest of his national team are shite!

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OH NOW YOU'RE JUST PLAYING DIRTY.

[cheryl_bites]

WHO'S PLAYING DIRTY?! He'll come lolloping up to your door with a huge bunch of flowers and a grin of inane excitement, and what are you going to say to him? "Sorry, Christi, I'm busy banging Amauri"? Can you imagine the puzzlement as his sweet brain struggles to process this information? And THEN, can you imagine the look of forlorn sadness and the "Oh, well, anyway, I brought you some flowers"?

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SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP! *jams fingers in ears*

[cheryl_bites]

HE WILL WALK AWAY IN TERRIBLE DISMAY WONDERING WHERE HE WENT WRONG, AND MUTU OR LOBBY WILL HAVE TO EXPLAIN TO HIM "SHE'S JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU"! AND HE WILL STARE AT THEM WITH HIS GIANT PUPPY EYES AND HIS LIP WILL START TO TREMBLE!