(I don't know if I've ever admitted this you before, but I hate Landon Donovan so much I can't support any US team right now, no matter what they wear.)(That said, didn't they have some retro ones once with a diagonal stripe? I liked those, assuming I've not making them up entirely.)
1. Galloppa bugged the fuck out of me this season, and I love his team. I think he's falling prey to the Curse of the Coconut. (See: Maggio and Panucci) Pelle and Abate both have some serious hot!potential, though, Pelle needs to bring his ass back from Holland. 2. LOLOLOLOL I was pitying him through the whole match, he's losing his hair like whoa. (Aw. Wiki says he's 22, and that he's had tries with two Italian teams!) 3. *collapses in hysterics and plots to tie Dessena up (for pure, hair-pruning reasons* 4. It's the surprised expression, you're so right. (When Toro are healthy, they have three Italian U-21s in their defense. If only everyone else wasn't so damn old.) 5. There were so many closeups of the dirtysex, I hope to god hamehow caps again, because my ovaries need him.
1. Who does Sleaze in the Making #1 play for in Serie A? Why haven't I seen him? I'm supposed to keep an eye on every sleaze there is. *President of Sleaze Brigade*... LMFAO @ Curse of the Coconut! *will not show you Albe's Coconut Phase* ... Ah, so that's where Graziano's been all this time? Hameow pimped me some vids of him on YT and he's a pretty chill dude. He had short hair back then, but now he's all sleazed up, my ovaries cannot resist. [And last summer, I forget which tourney it was, when the U-21s went into PK's, he did a Totti spoon-kick that everyone was raving about, it was hot.] 2. See that's why he hasn't been picked up by an Italian team-- he has no hair, Andrea Pirlo will have none of this. 3. Mmhmm, I have seen the man's thighs. I doubt your motives are purely restricted to hair-pruning purposes. 4. And the teef! He has rabbit teef *pinches him* (damn old? Ooooooh, Commie heard. Commie is displeased
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1. Ok, I have no idea what this question means. Making #1 means what now? LOL @ president of the sleaze brigade. Will you follow Osvi to London? [It was over the summer, when I was in Portugal! I think it was against England, it was like 13-12 in PKs, I almost fell asleep from the monotony.] 3. I will examine him once the hair is gone, it's impossible to even consider perving before he is shorn. 4. (Displeased Commie is a lot like displeased Dani -- not a bad thing.) 5. I was hoping the same, and was secretly pleased I got to do the spam and mock that nonsense on his head, since she'd have been nice. &hearts
The announcers kept calling Italy the standout team of the tournament On FSC? Brian Dunseth sounded like he wanted to kill himself by the end of the match. I'm kinda surprised that Italy didn't score a lot more during the first half, especially since the entire US backline + keeper had 14 professional appearances combined. (Two of them didn't have any at all. :/)
I'm disappointed that there aren't any pictures of Cigarini (his name is awesome), or Enrico, because I basically only paid attention to the second have in hopes they would have to change their shirts or something.
God the US looked SO BAD in the first half, didn't they? I mean I totally get it, and the Red Bull fan in me is glad the US didn't take their first team, but still. Man alive.
ETA: Agreed about the hair. It's digusting -- I admire his volume and all, but NO.
1) I know I already fussed about this but seriously, Dessena looks freaking 30, and I blame the hair. Dear, you are no Andrea Pirlo. Let it grow properly and don't cut it at odd places. 2) Pelle is the one I didn't recognise. I was too busy picking at his hair to notice the thighs, which are too big for a boy in his age. He can flip Pippo 180' in mere seconds. 3) DUDE, JUST. NO. 4) I thought Motta split into two at some moment in the game. Boy can hustle. So can Giovinco, who was this close from sprouting wings and flying off the pitch. 5) Are you sure it's on Tuesday? I don't seem to have anything on Tuesday, says my sports TV guide site.
1)I hate his hair. HATE. 2)Pelle plays in Holland, so you're excused for not knowing who he is. 3)WHAT YOU SAID. 4)I love Motta. Love. Torino's defense is young and fantastic. 5)Well, C4 says it's Tuesday, and they're morons so I'm definitely not sure, no.
I liked Dessena's hair, actually. I mean, I can think of people who definitely need a hair cut more than he does.
I have to admit, I'm a bit embarassed about the US's performance in the three games (let's pretend I watched the CI game). When I saw the roster I kinda figured it wouldn't be spectacular, but still, we could have at least gotten a point. BUT maybe now people will underestimate us at the Olympics and put out weaker teams and we will COMPLETELY DOMINATE because Mikey will be there. And then a final with Italy so we can have a throwdown with Rossi.
The volume is impressive, but I still think he and Golloppa would look great with a nice, reasonable crop. *grin*
Well, they left a ton of Olympians behind, right? Edu and Jozy, obviously, and I'm sure there were tons I don't know about b/c I don't know enough about the US U-23s. (Where was Freddie? Benifica are done, what's his excuse?)
Yeah, this was basically a C-team. Maybe 2 or 3 of these guys will actually go to the Olympics- Seitz, Hill, and possibly Valentin since we're a bit short on defense. Some of the guys (and pics because I'm bored and love to spread the hottness that is the USMNT) (Michael Bradley, Freddy Adu, Jonathan Spector, and Maurice Edu) were called up for the full NT camp in England. The MLS guys (Eddie Gaven, Sacha Kljestan, Robbie Rogers, Stuart Holden, Jozy Altidore, and probably more that I can't think of right now) are with their clubs since US Soccer doesn't want to piss off the MLS coaches by stealing their players when they'll already be stolen for the Olympics. And then there are other people who are just chillin', I guess. But yeah, that wasn't exactly our Olympic team. Plus, the 3 overage players.
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Isn't he? And fucking hell, is he good. I cannot wait for the Olympics.
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2. The US dude. He's under-23, really? He's balder than Dejan.
3. This photo is brought to you by Andrea Pirlo's School for Voluminous Coiffure.
4. Motta! You little bunny rabbit. [He looks like a bunny rabbit.]
5. Pablo Daniel, nobody rocks Dirty Sleazebag like you do.
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2. LOLOLOLOL I was pitying him through the whole match, he's losing his hair like whoa. (Aw. Wiki says he's 22, and that he's had tries with two Italian teams!)
3. *collapses in hysterics and plots to tie Dessena up (for pure, hair-pruning reasons*
4. It's the surprised expression, you're so right. (When Toro are healthy, they have three Italian U-21s in their defense. If only everyone else wasn't so damn old.)
5. There were so many closeups of the dirtysex, I hope to god hamehow caps again, because my ovaries need him.
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2. See that's why he hasn't been picked up by an Italian team-- he has no hair, Andrea Pirlo will have none of this.
3. Mmhmm, I have seen the man's thighs. I doubt your motives are purely restricted to hair-pruning purposes.
4. And the teef! He has rabbit teef *pinches him* (damn old? Ooooooh, Commie heard. Commie is displeased ( ... )
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3. I will examine him once the hair is gone, it's impossible to even consider perving before he is shorn.
4. (Displeased Commie is a lot like displeased Dani -- not a bad thing.)
5. I was hoping the same, and was secretly pleased I got to do the spam and mock that nonsense on his head, since she'd have been nice. &hearts
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On FSC? Brian Dunseth sounded like he wanted to kill himself by the end of the match. I'm kinda surprised that Italy didn't score a lot more during the first half, especially since the entire US backline + keeper had 14 professional appearances combined. (Two of them didn't have any at all. :/)
I'm disappointed that there aren't any pictures of Cigarini (his name is awesome), or Enrico, because I basically only paid attention to the second have in hopes they would have to change their shirts or something.
Desenna's hair looks 24x worse form the back.
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ETA: Agreed about the hair. It's digusting -- I admire his volume and all, but NO.
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2) Pelle is the one I didn't recognise. I was too busy picking at his hair to notice the thighs, which are too big for a boy in his age. He can flip Pippo 180' in mere seconds.
3) DUDE, JUST. NO.
4) I thought Motta split into two at some moment in the game. Boy can hustle. So can Giovinco, who was this close from sprouting wings and flying off the pitch.
5) Are you sure it's on Tuesday? I don't seem to have anything on Tuesday, says my sports TV guide site.
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2)Pelle plays in Holland, so you're excused for not knowing who he is.
3)WHAT YOU SAID.
4)I love Motta. Love. Torino's defense is young and fantastic.
5)Well, C4 says it's Tuesday, and they're morons so I'm definitely not sure, no.
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I have to admit, I'm a bit embarassed about the US's performance in the three games (let's pretend I watched the CI game). When I saw the roster I kinda figured it wouldn't be spectacular, but still, we could have at least gotten a point. BUT maybe now people will underestimate us at the Olympics and put out weaker teams and we will COMPLETELY DOMINATE because Mikey will be there. And then a final with Italy so we can have a throwdown with Rossi.
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Well, they left a ton of Olympians behind, right? Edu and Jozy, obviously, and I'm sure there were tons I don't know about b/c I don't know enough about the US U-23s. (Where was Freddie? Benifica are done, what's his excuse?)
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