1. Galloppa bugged the fuck out of me this season, and I love his team. I think he's falling prey to the Curse of the Coconut. (See: Maggio and Panucci) Pelle and Abate both have some serious hot!potential, though, Pelle needs to bring his ass back from Holland. 2. LOLOLOLOL I was pitying him through the whole match, he's losing his hair like whoa. (Aw. Wiki says he's 22, and that he's had tries with two Italian teams!) 3. *collapses in hysterics and plots to tie Dessena up (for pure, hair-pruning reasons* 4. It's the surprised expression, you're so right. (When Toro are healthy, they have three Italian U-21s in their defense. If only everyone else wasn't so damn old.) 5. There were so many closeups of the dirtysex, I hope to god hamehow caps again, because my ovaries need him.
1. Who does Sleaze in the Making #1 play for in Serie A? Why haven't I seen him? I'm supposed to keep an eye on every sleaze there is. *President of Sleaze Brigade*... LMFAO @ Curse of the Coconut! *will not show you Albe's Coconut Phase* ... Ah, so that's where Graziano's been all this time? Hameow pimped me some vids of him on YT and he's a pretty chill dude. He had short hair back then, but now he's all sleazed up, my ovaries cannot resist. [And last summer, I forget which tourney it was, when the U-21s went into PK's, he did a Totti spoon-kick that everyone was raving about, it was hot.] 2. See that's why he hasn't been picked up by an Italian team-- he has no hair, Andrea Pirlo will have none of this. 3. Mmhmm, I have seen the man's thighs. I doubt your motives are purely restricted to hair-pruning purposes. 4. And the teef! He has rabbit teef *pinches him* (damn old? Ooooooh, Commie heard. Commie is displeased
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1. Ok, I have no idea what this question means. Making #1 means what now? LOL @ president of the sleaze brigade. Will you follow Osvi to London? [It was over the summer, when I was in Portugal! I think it was against England, it was like 13-12 in PKs, I almost fell asleep from the monotony.] 3. I will examine him once the hair is gone, it's impossible to even consider perving before he is shorn. 4. (Displeased Commie is a lot like displeased Dani -- not a bad thing.) 5. I was hoping the same, and was secretly pleased I got to do the spam and mock that nonsense on his head, since she'd have been nice. &hearts
1. Sleaze-in-the-Making 1 = Gallopa [2 is Pelle]... Oh God, please no! Osvi stay in Firenze! Though can you imagine him learning English? With a Brit accent? Bobo would be so impressed-- he and Adi and Osvi could all converse in English ♥
1. Galloppa is a Siena boy! He's been chilling with my boys Loria and Forestieri! (But not getting the love, obviously, b/c of the coconut horror.) *FLAILS EVERYWHERE* I will watch Sky Sports News religiously, rather than just Tivoing and erasing every night. (The tifosi want him to stay, but it looks like the club can get €8-9 million for him, which is huge, cos it pays for the new baby!Serb all by itself.)
2. The US dude. He's under-23, really? He's balder than Dejan.
3. This photo is brought to you by Andrea Pirlo's School for Voluminous Coiffure.
4. Motta! You little bunny rabbit. [He looks like a bunny rabbit.]
5. Pablo Daniel, nobody rocks Dirty Sleazebag like you do.
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2. LOLOLOLOL I was pitying him through the whole match, he's losing his hair like whoa. (Aw. Wiki says he's 22, and that he's had tries with two Italian teams!)
3. *collapses in hysterics and plots to tie Dessena up (for pure, hair-pruning reasons*
4. It's the surprised expression, you're so right. (When Toro are healthy, they have three Italian U-21s in their defense. If only everyone else wasn't so damn old.)
5. There were so many closeups of the dirtysex, I hope to god hamehow caps again, because my ovaries need him.
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2. See that's why he hasn't been picked up by an Italian team-- he has no hair, Andrea Pirlo will have none of this.
3. Mmhmm, I have seen the man's thighs. I doubt your motives are purely restricted to hair-pruning purposes.
4. And the teef! He has rabbit teef *pinches him* (damn old? Ooooooh, Commie heard. Commie is displeased ( ... )
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3. I will examine him once the hair is gone, it's impossible to even consider perving before he is shorn.
4. (Displeased Commie is a lot like displeased Dani -- not a bad thing.)
5. I was hoping the same, and was secretly pleased I got to do the spam and mock that nonsense on his head, since she'd have been nice. &hearts
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